Friday evening drinking thread

[hothouse_corn]

That Waspy POS would drink his own cum if you put it in a $400 bottle

Are we talking white, anglo-saxxton, protestant, or some other acronym. My posts on the platinum board indicate that I don't know how to acronym, or even how to message board.

I just put some keystone light in a $400 bottle, and it tasted magnificent. Thanks for the suggestion.

 

[BushAK]

Lagunitas sumpin sumpin ale followed by some crown apple and ginger beer.

 

[hothouse_corn]

Lagunitas sumpin sumpin ale followed by some crown apple and ginger beer.

For F's sake, I will move to Alaska to get sumpin sumpin ale.

 

[BushAK]

For F's sake, I will move to Alaska to get sumpin sumpin ale.

I used to get it all the time when I was allowed to leave the region and go to Anchorage. It's damn near impossible. to get a good wheat ale, so this is about as close I can get. We can get every beer Boulevard brews, except the wheat, and I have no idea why.

 

[Johannes de Silentio]

Your beer descriptions are way more accessible to me than @Johannes de Silentio's bourbon/brandy/cognac descriptions. Thank you.

It's true that @Jim14510 is kind of like the curmudgeony uncle of this site and his beer notes reflect that. Wouldn't be seemly for him to be using all that dainty terminology. I sure as hell would be sad to see it.

That Waspy POS would drink his own cum if you put it in a $400 bottle

The label would also have to be cool or you'd have to concoct some story about how my cum was ejaculated with traditional, artisan methods (peeping tom?) as opposed to contemporary, computerized production (internet pron with ridiculous genres). Assuming all that, 100%, and I'd make it sound classy and delicious.

 

[hothouse_corn]

It's true that @Jim14510 is kind of like the curmudgeony uncle of this site and his beer notes reflect that. Wouldn't be seemly for him to be using all that dainty terminology. I sure as hell would be sad to see it.

The label would also have to be cool or you'd have to concoct some story about how my cum was ejaculated with traditional, artisan methods (peeping tom?) as opposed to contemporary, computerized production (internet pron with ridiculous genres). Assuming all that, 100%, and I'd make it sound classy and delicious.

@HuskerGarrett, jds just created an emergent need for a "gag" reaction. Baron deserves half the credit, though.

 

[Jim14510]

I used to get it all the time when I was allowed to leave the region and go to Anchorage. It's damn near impossible. to get a good wheat ale, so this is about as close I can get. We can get every beer Boulevard brews, except the wheat, and I have no idea why.

Can you be shipped alcohol?

 

[Alcaus]

@HuskerGarrett, jds just created an emergent need for a "gag" reaction. Baron deserves half the credit, though.

Good gag or bad gag?

 

[hothouse_corn]

Good gag or bad gag?

Are there good ones where you throw up in your mouth a little bit?

 

[Jim14510]

It's true that @Jim14510 is kind of like the curmudgeony uncle

I accept the curmudgeonly uncle description.

 

[Alcaus]

Are there good ones where you throw up in your mouth a little bit?

What’s being thrown up?

 

[BushAK]

Can you be shipped alcohol?

No, alcohol is banned for most of the region so its kind of a pain.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

No, alcohol is banned for most of the region so its kind of a pain.

Let me know if you ever want me to ship you a bottle. I’ll say it’s BBQ sauce

 

[Jim14510]

I took a bottle of whiskey to fed ex not knowing you aren't supposed to ship alcohol. They told me I couldn't so I just boxed it up and had secretary ship it.