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Breaking Frank The Tank Solich coming back

Wow, trying to revers the curse. Better hide the cheerleaders cuz the Ladies Man is back in town.
Oh Come On Jim Carrey GIF


Let the man have one last go round before his dick don't work
 
ha. i said all of those same things to myself 30 seconds ago.
I'm dying here laughing because literally 2 minutes ago my uncle texted me saying "The Ladies Man" is going to be back in Lincoln. His group of friends refers to Frank as "The Ladies Man" as they know a bit about him and his track record. I posted "The Ladies Man" here and then he hit me with the same quote.
 
Murder Lil Red as the prophecy was foretold by the sages who live on top of chimney rock
Actually you skipped the dual gift presentation. Ritual dictates that you present Frank with a bottle of Glenfiddich & a set of car keys at midfield. You then say "once more for old time's sake?" in the tone of Kevin Costner at the end of Field of Dreams. Frank chugs the bottle and drives himself around Lincoln to the next challenge. True believers know to stay out of his way. Anyone caught up in his path was worth sacrificing.

smash drunk driving GIF by BillyBio
 
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