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After a night of heavy drinking I rip toots that are so gross I have to leave the room
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My mom remarried late in life to my step father (RIP) who was an electrician and worked with his oldest son. They would get up into crawl spaces and then just let it rip and make the other one suffer all the time.
They were at this nice older lady's home doing a job and his son had got him good while in a crawl space earlier. His son went to get a tool they needed and my step dad heard him come back in the room as he was on the ladder with his back to him and head in the crawl space.
He heard him come up behind him and said ... "Here's a kiss for ya" and just ripped one off right in his face.
He came down off the ladder laughing and turned around to see the nice old lady standing there with a plate of cookies.
They were at this nice older lady's home doing a job and his son had got him good while in a crawl space earlier. His son went to get a tool they needed and my step dad heard him come back in the room as he was on the ladder with his back to him and head in the crawl space.
He heard him come up behind him and said ... "Here's a kiss for ya" and just ripped one off right in his face.
He came down off the ladder laughing and turned around to see the nice old lady standing there with a plate of cookies.
