FAKE Nike Executives in Town

[MaxHuskers34]

@HuskerGarrett leading the TPB sting of the century.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

@HuskerGarrett probably knows who really shot jfk, and has the Epstein list in his basement

 

[djw004]

It hurts so badly not being in on the fake info. I've never felt this kind of pain.

 

[djw004]

Can we at least get a synopsis of the justice that was delivered? Who took the bait...who do we hate?

 

[Herbie]

If they end up switching to Nike for real after this thread, I’m going to kick so many dicks in so they never come out.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

lol For a minute I found myself saying “goddam, @SantaBarbaraSker must be shitfaced” before I remembered the thread was fake.

Well done

But also, yes. He was shitfaced

 

[Sous Chef]

I’ve been on message boards for 20 years and this is, by far, the best thing I’ve ever seen. Truly incredible — Bravo, gentlemen.

I still say the MSU troll over the useless 4 star tight end was the best. I can't remember his name anymore but that was premium.

 

[Huskers633]

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

lol For a minute I found myself saying “goddam, @SantaBarbaraSker must be shitfaced” before I remembered the thread was fake.

Well done

Well…In all fairness, both things can be true. 😏



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[Huskers633]

I got to ask who it was? On RSS was it GoldenStateHusker? What kind of punishment, if anything besides being banned from this site?

 

[skersker]

Can some one give me the tldr here im so confused lmao

 

[Goskers07]

Can some one give me the tldr here im so confused lmao

If you're reading this, you're not Wilson Dittman.

 

[skersker]

If you're reading this, you're not Wilson Dittman.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

If you're reading this, you're not Wilson Dittman.

However, if you are Wilson Dittman @HuskerGarrett is still collecting your monthly subscription. You're welcome.

 

[Quint]

If you're reading this, you're not Wilson Dittman.

What if I already knew that?

Are there door prizes?

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

What if I already knew that?

Are there door prizes?

you won a lap dance from @Jim14510

 

[Quint]

you won a lap dance from @Jim14510

I was hoping for something that rhymed with bourbon.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

I was hoping for something that rhymed with bourbon.

That is his stage name

 

[RedSavage]

I was hoping for something that rhymed with bourbon.

A...turban?

 

[Mavsker]

Pretty funny that Wilson didn't smell a rat when all the responses to this huge news were from like 10 people, almost all of which were mods or insiders 😂