Early Favorite for Headline of the Year

[2010sarenevercomingback]

New Year’s Eve Fireworks Cancelled Because of Masturbating Walrus

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/science/new-years-eve-fireworks-cancelled-because-of-masturbating-walrus/news-story/bc08e936c536e5c78a6af6cdc2b5a2e7

 

[Ext. 55]

Headlines that make say…fuck yeah, tell me more!!!

 

[kctitans]

Was expecting a story about Lizzo

 

[LoudHogRider]

Was expecting a story about Lizzo

In a way ... I mean, Walrus was an integral part of the headline.

Also, this headline may have legs for a while. It's certainly going to be difficult to top, though eventually we can all count on Florida Man to "find a way".