Dylan’s New Girl

[Huskerbuck85]

If you consider who he is I think he could do better in the "appears wholesome/authentic" category.

I'll preface by saying I wasn't pulling this type of tail regularly at any point in my life. But I wasn't Dylan Raiola.

Why couldn't I have been a chubby 5-star QB with a weird haircut?

Because you ain’t Patrick Mahomes

 

[redzoner]

If we are working on the future of Husker athletics I think Andi Jackson is the only choice for him.

 

[vailhusker]

Botox be thru the roof

The IG pictures don't do much for me. Looks like a high maintenance gal looking for the bag. But I was young and dumb once too.

 

[HughJanus]

Shouldn’t he choose a broad shouldered athlete in order to keep feeding the Raiola name to Husker football?

Fortunately Ndamukong Suh understood the assignment.

 

[betsch]

If we are working on the future of Husker athletics I think Andi Jackson is the only choice for him.

Or Jessi Graff (Nebraska gal on American Ninja Warrior)

 

[vailhusker]

Fortunately Ndamukong Suh understood the assignment.

Twin sons even.

 

[Goskers07]

Shouldnt get tied down until his senior year. Could smash a different broad every weekend if he wanted

Maybe she's into that? I bet she's into that.

And why's it look like she's already had a lifetime of plastic surgery?

Whatever, just churn out D1 babies.

 

[HughJanus]

Twin sons even.

We're about to invent the 2-5 defense in a few years.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Because you ain’t Patrick Mahomes

IDK man.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

The IG pictures don't do much for me. Looks like a high maintenance gal looking for the bag. But I was young and dumb once too.

Ain't that the truth.

We were all horny geniuses back in the day - chasing girls in Z Cavarrichi's. Well, I was anyway.

 

[vailhusker]

Ain't that the truth.

We were all horny geniuses back in the day - chasing girls in Z Cavarrichi's. Well, I was anyway.

A little splash of Drakkar with my polo shirt, rolled jeans, no socks, and boat shoes I was unstoppable at least in my mind anyways 🤣.

 

[Jay Bilzerian]

A little splash of Drakkar with my polo shirt, rolled jeans, no socks, and boat shoes I was unstoppable at least in my mind anyways 🤣.

Hints of a popped collar (or two?) with this post....

 

[vailhusker]

Hints of a popped collar (or two?) with this post....

I was never cool enough to pull off the popped collar but I did have these sunglasses 😎🤣.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

I was never cool enough to pull off the popped collar but I did have these sunglasses 😎🤣.
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Since you're in Vail, you could wear this on mountain and never wear a coat. Some nerdy, hot mom would be intrigued and invite you to apres and the hot tub.

 

[Tell_Sackett]

MADDY UNGER on Instagram: "Pt. 1 🎰❤️‍🔥🎲🎭"

1,745 likes, 110 comments - madelineunger on October 22, 2024: "Pt. 1 🎰❤️‍🔥🎲🎭".

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MADDY UNGER on Instagram: "The Good Life"

2,235 likes, 112 comments - madelineunger on September 18, 2023: "The Good Life".

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MADDY UNGER on Instagram: "Glinda the Good Witch reporting for duty 👸🏼"

1,421 likes, 56 comments - madelineunger on November 1, 2024: "Glinda the Good Witch reporting for duty 👸🏼".

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[CornFed Gregger]

The IG pictures don't do much for me. Looks like a high maintenance gal looking for the bag. But I was young and dumb once too.

Idk I could go the church route, meet a nice girl who’ll abstain from sex til marriage oooorrr I could let the hoard of tens & elevens desperately fight to win that bag…

 

[Driveway Jordan]

Coming off natty + Heisman junior year he will go pro

Mad props to Dylan on this one. This girl is a senior, so you tap her until she is no longer on campus, which is probably about the time he will be ready to move on anyway. 3D chess from Dylan. Very impressive move.

 

[Flabio]

Tiny, ok looks, no tits or ass. Not sure why the simulation is doing this.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

MADDY UNGER on Instagram: "Pt. 1 🎰❤️‍🔥🎲🎭"

1,745 likes, 110 comments - madelineunger on October 22, 2024: "Pt. 1 🎰❤️‍🔥🎲🎭".

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MADDY UNGER on Instagram: "The Good Life"

2,235 likes, 112 comments - madelineunger on September 18, 2023: "The Good Life".

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MADDY UNGER on Instagram: "Glinda the Good Witch reporting for duty 👸🏼"

1,421 likes, 56 comments - madelineunger on November 1, 2024: "Glinda the Good Witch reporting for duty 👸🏼".

www.instagram.com

I bet her pillowcase every morning looks like the Shroud of Turin from all the makeup

 

[tman87]

A little splash of Drakkar with my polo shirt, rolled jeans, no socks, and boat shoes I was unstoppable at least in my mind anyways 🤣.

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