Dumbest thing you got into a fist fight over?

[Dble E]

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

The vaccine

 

[Havoc34]

Music City bowl, 2016. Got kicked out of Nissan Stadium. Totally worth it.

 

[Stan Raymond]

Because of the color of my skin. I didn't win.

 

[iruletheskool]

Never been in one

 

[Frogsker30]

Told a buddy of mine in 8th grade he was to dumb to be a marine

 

[Pipe Line]

Never been in one

 

[Turn Down for What]

Told a buddy of mine in 8th grade he was to dumb to be a marine

too

 

[Kaladin]

party in my early 20s, some guys wouldn’t get out of my house. I got punched in the side and back of the head. Fun little brawl though, haven’t been in a fight since

 

[The Other Dave]

College. A friend told a random guy that his girlfriend’s face looked like someone put out a hot fork on it. He punched him in the face and I placed the guy in a chokehold and slammed his head against a car door. Fun times.

 

[dsbigred1]

Wife let the dishes pile up… she did have the flu, but the lesson had to be taught..

 

[Frogsker30]

too

Lmaooo

 

[slattimer]

Hammered in a Chinese restaurant getting some Generals Chicken on the way home from the bars. Was in aggieville in grape land. Had a Husker shirt on. Waiting for my food, some dude calls me a Husker Faggot and pushed me. So I swung and connected. Got kicked out and didn’t get my fucking chicken.

 

[Dble E]

My paster after church asked me why I liked to drink and party so much so I decked him. I was pretty drunk at the time and I regret it.

 

[Cornicator]

Classmate and I as Sophomores in high school got into a fight because we both wanted to sit by the sluttiest girl in school. We each got in school suspension for the next two days and actually became good friends because our ISS required us to be in the same room, all day long.

We both banged the slutty girl before we all graduated. But to be fair, she fucked everyone from Valentine to Atkinson on HWY 20.

- She's a pastor's wife now.

At the 20 year reunion, Buddy and I who got into the fight enjoyed a very sensible chuckle over the thought of her being a Pastor's wife.