Dumb jokes that never get old...

[Dble E]

How do you castrate an Cockeye Hock fan?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

[Tyneb23]

 

[Dble E]

 

[The Bearded One]

What's a lesbian with braces?

Box cutter

 

[ChocaEgg]

What's a lesbian with braces?

Box cutter

That one will never stop getting a lol out of me

 

[Dble E]

 

[Dble E]

"I will fuck you right here"

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?


I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face

 

[Juro]

 

[Juro]

 

[Ripping Lips]

Q: Why can't you hear rabbits having sex?

A: They have cotton balls.

 

[Dble E]

 

[Tell_Sackett]

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees.? ....

Spoiler

... because they're really good at it

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?...

Spoiler

... he wanted to hide in the apple tree

How did Tarzan get killed?...

Spoiler

... Picking apples

 

[HuskerDocCo]

💀💀💀

 

[LoudHogRider]

Q: Why can't you hear rabbits having sex?

A: They have cotton balls.

Q. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

A. Bunny farts!

 

[HuskerGarrett]

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?


I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face

I use this one all the time. One of my favorites