His name is Bob Palowski. He’s 53 and is originally from just outside of The WiscyDicks Dells. Everyday he wakes up at 4:30am, starts a pot of Maxwell Coffee, and looks out at the deer in his backyard. That bastard neighbor Jim Holstein let his dogs out again and are shitting all over his yard. “I should just shoot this goshdarn things” he thinks to himself.
He’s been the Headof the U of W Campus Security Team for 21 years and is looking forward to retirement. In his opinion, that former Vadger running his mouth is the highest form of disrespect to his beloved Vadger Football team. He will tell Betty, his wife of 30 years, all about this when he gets home on Sunday, with hopefully enough time to drink a Miller Lite while watching the Packer game. He wishes Pat and John were still calling games for FOX.