DiMichele tweet

[Ironwardog]

When we had Taylor Martinez I dreamed of Zac Taylor and Joe Ganz.

When we had Tommy Armstrong I dreamed of having Taylor Martinez.

When we had Adrian Martinez I dreamed of having Tommy Armstrong.

Now that we have Jeffubbarich PurSimBerg I have just stopped dreaming.

 

[ZaneTrain23]

When we had Taylor Martinez I dreamed of Zac Taylor and Joe Ganz.

When we had Tommy Armstrong I dreamed of having Taylor Martinez.

When we had Adrian Martinez I dreamed of having Tommy Armstrong.

Now that we have Jeffubbarich PurSimBerg I have just stopped dreaming.

The world is not prepared for how violently drunk we’d all get Saturday nights if we are wishing we had Jeffubbarich PurSimBerg back in a couple years. I’ve said we are on rock bottom for YEARS but that was all smoke. This offense is truly at rock bottom

 

[Baron Winnebago]

The world is not prepared for how violently drunk we’d all get Saturday nights if we are wishing we had Jeffubbarich PurSimBerg back in a couple years. I’ve said we are on rock bottom for YEARS but that was all smoke. This offense is truly at rock bottom

Not fooling me with this again

 

[NSECTA4]

The world is not prepared for how violently drunk we’d all get Saturday nights if we are wishing we had Jeffubbarich PurSimBerg back in a couple years. I’ve said we are on rock bottom for YEARS but that was all smoke. This offense is truly at rock bottom

I wouldn’t bet on it

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Dontae Carter, Vanderbilt Commodores, Safety

Also competes in track and field. Recorded a 46-3.25 triple jump as a junior. Eclipsed 45 feet at least three times in Spring 2023. ----- 2022: Finished...

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Why on earth is he committed to Vanderbilt?

 

[Dear_Leader]

DiMichele seems like a good crooter so having him as a full-time assistant will be a positive from that aspect.

That being said, promoting him instead of getting a QB coach from outside of the program signals that our epic sattfense will see very, very minor changes (if any). I had assumed that DiMichele was already working with the QBs, so I don't think we can reasonably expect the quality of QB play to improve much.

Pretty sure he was the unspoken qb analyst. And if that’s the case does promoting him do anything beside admit defeat?

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Irv]

Growing up with 9 people and having to time when each of them takes their shit to make sure it didn't happen in front of everyone else might actually be good preparation for managing our qb room.

 

[Juro]

Growing up with 9 people and having to time when each of them takes their shit to make sure it didn't happen in front of everyone else might actually be good preparation for managing our qb room.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Pretty sure he was the unspoken qb analyst. And if that’s the case does promoting him do anything beside admit defeat?

No. He already worked with QBs. Changes nothing aside from buying Rainman another year

 

[SOHusker11]

Getting Shameless vibes.