Did we try to hire fat Bert?

[That SOB Van Owen]

Would have been a superb culture fit GBR NFM

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

We had a contract on his desk, but he spilled ranch on it.

 

[Irv]

can’t believe this guy’s doctor hasnt forcefully injected him with Wegovy yet. Malpractice.

 

[Herbie]

I don’t think he’d ever coach here.
Everything I’ve heard he hates Nebraska.

 

[HughJanus]

Bert has a higher buyout than you'd expect because of the precious ambergris his body generates.

 

[HerbRedman]

I don’t think he’d ever coach here.
Everything I’ve heard he hates Nebraska.

He does. That's why if you look at his Illini seasons since he was hired, the Nebraska game is often their most spirited game of the season. It's because Bert gets them fired up for the Nebraska game more than any other game they play. You can test this theory by watching Illinois vs Purdoodoo, Maryland, MSU, etc. They play those games like they're hungover, make a ton of mistakes, etc.

Bert actually said the NU game in 2023 was his singlemost frustrating game in his entire coaching career. He absolutely despises NU.

 

[herbsinator]

Cockeye should hire FatBert if they were smart

 

[HughJanus]

Cockeye should hire FatBert if they were smart

Is Cockeye a better job than Illinois?

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Cockeye should hire FatBert if they were smart

Yeah I'm not crazy about that idea. I'd like to beat them at some point.

 

[herbsinator]

Is Cockeye a better job than Illinois?

I think so…

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Is Cockeye a better job than Illinois?

No Illinois has a wide area of talent at their disposal.

 

[Cash68847]

Would have been a superb culture fit GBR NFM

There were rumors Eichorst tried hiring him before Riley, but I never really bought the rumor since Bert had a Pelini type demeanor and Harv would never go for it.

 

[nscottie]

He may be a good coach, but the day we hire that fat fuck, I’m done. Not many coaches I would say that about, but he’s top of the list

 

[Alcaus]

Any coach with Mayonnaise for blood would be a culture fit probably

 

[CybrrMonky71]

He does. That's why if you look at his Illini seasons since he was hired, the Nebraska game is often their most spirited game of the season. It's because Bert gets them fired up for the Nebraska game more than any other game they play. You can test this theory by watching Illinois vs Purdoodoo, Maryland, MSU, etc. They play those games like they're hungover, make a ton of mistakes, etc.

Bert actually said the NU game in 2023 was his singlemost frustrating game in his entire coaching career. He absolutely despises NU.

This is why the spread this week made no sense. They always play us like it’s a rivalry game for them & Bert was PISSED losing last yr to our pathetic misfit toys team
He hung in there against us, frustrated us & eventually shoved it up our asses in the end
There DL hadn’t played that well all yr & ours was god awful
& don’t look now CU but CU is 3-1. We just need to take the approach of going single coverage & committing everything to stop the run & be disciplined on play action
We came in thinking we could just keep things in front of us & they dinked & dunked us all night. Eventually we got frustrated & started to panic once we got worn out defensively
Dylan looked like a scared freshman 4th qtr & OT

 

[Mavsker]

We need him....we need Fat Bert....

 

[Scott Hall]

We need him....we need Fat Bert....

Is that this kid all grown up?