Couch naps = best thing in the world

[cwessel76]

I will die on this hill.

 

[God is a Husker]

What no pussy does to a mofo

 

[stonesak]

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Low T SoyBoys take naps

 

[cwessel76]

Low T SoyBoys take naps

 

[stonesak]

Sleepy @cwessel76 taking after his president. Sad!

 

[cwessel76]

Sleepy @cwessel76 taking after his president. Sad!

Naps are bipartisan

 

[Adolph Coors]

a 30 minute power nap at a 2am stop sign hits different

 

[Pipe Line]

Not naps but I had a really bad habit last year of falling asleep on the couch at night and waking up like 5 hours later before finally heading to bed. Wife hated it. Woke up once sitting up on the couch, completely missed bath and bed time for my daughter, wife sent me pissed off text messages after the fact, and I had no recollection of even sitting down on the couch

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Not naps but I had a really bad habit last year of falling asleep on the couch at night and waking up like 5 hours later before finally heading to bed. Wife hated it. Woke up once sitting up on the couch, completely missed bath and bed time for my daughter, wife sent me pissed off text messages after the fact, and I had no recollection of even sitting down on the couch

Wives HATE this easy trick. Come wake me up.

 

[Ripping Lips]

Depends on the type of couch you fall asleep on. Some are better for napping than others, especially couches with 2 flat cushions vice the ones with 3 or have the ridges. But knowing OP, he probably sleeps on a futon and calls it a couch.

 

[dsbigred1]

Getting you balls sucked during a blowjob is so much better than a nap. OP, I hope you someday get the joy of a good ball-sucking.

 

[Pipe Line]

Wives HATE this easy trick. Come wake me up.

Fell asleep in the recliner in the basement shortly after my daughter was born. Woke up to getting my ass ripped in the middle of the night with the TV on, baby in her arms, telling me to get my ass upstairs. My response....."huh" lol

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Fell asleep in the recliner in the basement shortly after my daughter was born. Woke up to getting my ass ripped in the middle of the night with the TV on, baby in her arms, telling me to get my ass upstairs. My response....."huh" lol

She sounds controlling

 

[Pipe Line]

She sounds controlling

Timing was rough on my part given the newborn situation.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Timing was rough on my part given the newborn situation.

Don’t let her convince you it was your fault. That’s gaslighting. You fall asleep then you fall asleep. She needs you awake then she wakes you up. No need for the angry crap.

 

[Red Finger]

I have the most comfortable L shaped couch in the world. The rain day weekend nap is pretty electric. I'm not much of a napper much in general, but I will 100% take the occasional nap on that.

 

[LoudHogRider]

As one of the resident tPB oulde's, naps are rejuvenating AF. Can confirm.

 

[BingoDingo]

I wish I could nap...whenever I nap, I wake up feeling like a zombie bitch. Props to those who can.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I don't nap per se, I just pass out places