Concerned about getting to 85 scholarships before August!!

[BIGSTICK67]

Settle down....I was kidding.

So why does Tater Island get so worked about this, and constantly ask the question in chats, etc.? When was the last time Nebraska was over 85 and we were given death by guillotine?

It's fascinating how many get the ole jimmies rustled over this subject. By the way, I think TPB's nickname should be Genius Island. Thoughts?

 

[Kaladin]

They have dildos stuck up inside their buttholes and this makes them more emotional and as a result they are unable to think clearly and rationally and so they do a lot of squealing

It’s science

 

[Huskersballz]

Got to give it until after spring ball. Tough for guys to exactly gauge where they are at in terms of depth chart until they get on the field. There’s always guys that aren’t happy and will move on.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

They have dildos stuck up inside their buttholes and this makes them more emotional and as a result they are unable to think clearly and rationally and so they do a lot of squealing

It’s science

Or they have been cut!!! Notice that a lot with Nebraska men. Then when it's done oh my feelings need to be involved. Suck it bitch! Yore a pussy now!

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Got to give it until after spring ball. Tough for guys to exactly gauge where they are at in terms of depth chart until they get on the field. There’s always guys that aren’t happy and will move on.

Agreed. Even so, are we really ever going to be 87 total in August?

Sometime I'd like the number to be 87 just to see how many heads, dildos and buttholes would explode. Per @Kaladin

 

[DuckSker]

Tater island still delivers every once in awhile. Like Rufus’s thread this morning saying he didn’t have his first kiss until 22

Tell us something we don’t know you nerd

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Tater island still delivers every once in awhile. Like Rufus’s thread this morning saying he didn’t have his first kiss until 22

Tell us something we don’t know you nerd

Oh, no doubt about the entertainment component. I've been fascinated for years about the hand wringing of getting to 85. Usually the shit players leave, so does it really matter?

Rufus has to be trolling right?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

i aint fvckin kiddin! I’m pissed where in the hell are the sumbitch Schillie boys

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

They’ll be able to add like 5 more transfers after they lose 8 players to transfer this spring.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

i aint fvckin kiddin! I’m pissed where in the hell are the sumbitch Schillie boys

I guess we need to call in the professionals. @Faux Sean Callahan @SeanCallahan

 

[Red Dog]

Oh, no doubt about the entertainment component. I've been fascinated for years about the hand wringing of getting to 85. Usually the shit players leave, so does it really matter?

Rufus has to be trolling right?

Rufus is the worlds greatest troll

 

[Drue629]

What would actually happen if we are above the 85 scholarships? Does anyone actually know? NCAA would come in and kill two players at random in front of the whole team?

 

[BIGSTICK67]

What would actually happen if we are above the 85 scholarships? Does anyone actually know? NCAA would come in and kill two players at random in front of the whole team?

Seems a bit extreme; players wouldn't be required to watch.

Again though, I'd be interested to see it happen for the first time ever. Seriously, people would be rustled.