CFB is over as we know it

[vailhusker]

Something better be sponsored by Kool-Aid, the official drink of Husker nation.

The Tunnel Walk. Have the Kool-Aid man come running out of the tunnel bust through a wall with a big N on it and the team follows him out.

 

[BingoDingo]

Let's get a tPB logo on someone's jersey!

Put it on the lower back area of the jersey...a TPB logo with tribal designs that span the width..like a stamp of sorts...

 

[vailhusker]

Sad. Next, ‘Tom Osborne Field, sponsored by Runza“.

Yeah, at least once a year get Tom out of the old folks home and roll him out there in a Runza track suit, the Runza turnover chain, and a Valentino's hat.

 

[BradWesley]

Yeah, at least once a year get Tom out of the old folks home and roll him out there in a Runza track suit and a Valentino's hat.

Worse yet…maybe firing the Der Wienerschlinger off several times, for the fans. 😞

 

[huskerj12]

“Tonight! The Red Vines Licorice©️ Nebraska Cornhuskers©️ in partnership with Del Monte Canned Corn©️ brought to you by Disney Pictures “Moana 2”©️ (in theaters soon) take on the Google©️ Android©️ Illinois Fighting Illini©️ RIGHT HERE on Disney©️ESPN©️ABC©️ with live streaming option on Hulu+Live Sports©️!”

 

[RedSavage]

"This halftime is brought to you by, The Brass Rail. Where your biggest regret is when the lights turn on"

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

I am fine with a small logo on the field, basketball does it and it looks fine, fuck putting stuff on the jersey

 

[NorthWillRiseAgain]

Sad. Next, ‘Tom Osborne Field, sponsored by Runza“.

Tom Osborne Field, sponsored by Warhorse Casino. Memorial Stadium sponsored by Natty Light.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Let's get a tPB logo on someone's jersey!

I nominate certain members of the Women's Track team for this glorious honor and notable distinction.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

They owe like $20 million a year to current and past players. You're gonna get sponsors on everything they can plaster a sponsor on. Rhule is gonna have to be hockin Tampax Pearl during the quarter interviews. The Heisman winner is going to have to than Oscar Meyer weiners before he thanks God for helping him beat out the rest of God's children for a trophy.


Gonna be lit, as the youths say

Haha I always laugh hard when these clowns thank God for him liking them more than other children of the Lord. It’s sooooooo stupid

 

[Mavsker]

Haha I always laugh hard when these clowns thank God for him liking them more than other children of the Lord. It’s sooooooo stupid

That's not what they're doing though

 

[Baron Winnebago]

That's not what they're doing though

I think we can all agree that the language is at best ambiguous

 

[Mavsker]

I think we can all agree that the language is at best ambiguous

The point being that in Christianity temporal gifts aren't a function of how much God likes you
I don't think I've ever seen one of those interviews where the athlete implied otherwise

 

[Baron Winnebago]

The point being that in Christianity temporal gifts aren't a function of how much God likes you
I don't think I've ever seen one of those interviews where the athlete implied otherwise

Well now you tell me.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Well now you tell me.

 

[turek420845]

They owe like $20 million a year to current and past players. You're gonna get sponsors on everything they can plaster a sponsor on. Rhule is gonna have to be hockin Tampax Pearl during the quarter interviews. The Heisman winner is going to have to than Oscar Meyer weiners before he thanks God for helping him beat out the rest of God's children for a trophy.


Gonna be lit, as the youths say

 

[cwessel76]

Well now you tell me.

I can’t wait for somebody to blame God for losing a game.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Speaking of the good ol' days of CFB, I'm watching the 2001 NU-OU replay on BTN, and look at how awesome on-screen graphics used to be:

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Penn State sponsored by soap on a rope. Never drop your soap again!

If you do just kick it home.

 

[vailhusker]