Caddy Needed

[djw004]

Anyone want to be my caddy for the South Dakota state Match Play tournament next weekend? 2 matches a day (if I don't suck) for 3 straight days (if I don't suck)

Pay: You get to hang out with me for 4 days (if we don't suck)

Experience: If you have PGA caddying experience, that's a plus. Otherwise, please weigh less than 300 pounds - obesity is unsettling to me.

Accommodations: No.

Other Requirements: Read greens at a professional tour level. Shut the fuck up when I tell you to give me a club, your opinion doesn't matter. Yell "You the man, Cup!" after every good shot I hit (so, like, 7% of my shots)

Thank you in advance for your interest.

This could be us:

 

[Adolph Coors]

are driving a golf cart? because my fatass cant walk that far

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Anyone want to be my caddy for the South Dakota state Match Play tournament next weekend? 2 matches a day (if I don't suck) for 3 straight days (if I don't suck)

Pay: You get to hang out with me for 4 days (if we don't suck)

Experience: If you have PGA caddying experience, that's a plus. Otherwise, please weigh less than 300 pounds - obesity is unsettling to me.

Accommodations: No.

Other Requirements: Read greens at a professional tour level. Shut the fuck up when I tell you to give me a club, your opinion doesn't matter. Yell "You the man, Cup!" after every good shot I hit (so, like, 7% of my shots)

Thank you in advance for your interest.

This could be us:

I strongly recommend this: https://www.vipgolfservices.com/caddymates/

The Rules of Golf explicitly state that you can only have 1 caddy at a time. Fuck. That.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

or also this - http://theplatinumtees.com/las-vegas-golf-caddies/

 

[djw004]

or also this - http://theplatinumtees.com/las-vegas-golf-caddies/

 

[HCFord1]

or also this - http://theplatinumtees.com/las-vegas-golf-caddies/

There's something hilarious to me about paying a 115 lb "novice" caddy to carry your bags 🤣

 

[slattimer]

There's something hilarious to me about paying a 115 lb "novice" caddy to carry your bags 🤣

Well. It’s match play. So might be a good idea. Distract the competition

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Well. It’s match play. So might be a good idea. Distract the competition

reminds me of this -

 

[RedSeaRising]

or also this - http://theplatinumtees.com/las-vegas-golf-caddies/

Do they have an ala carte menu for additional services? Club cleaning, titty fucking, etc.

 

[Juro]

or also this - http://theplatinumtees.com/las-vegas-golf-caddies/

 

[turek420845]

or also this - http://theplatinumtees.com/las-vegas-golf-caddies/

Sounds like a good sponsor for tpb. Both got platinum in the name. Maybe calendars of 12 tpb OGs paired with a caddy.

 

[Red Dog]

How much booze are you giving me

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Sounds like a good sponsor for tpb. Both got platinum in the name. Maybe calendars of 12 tpb OGs paired with a caddy.

“N” as long as @BIG TONE SOPRANO films a scene with all 12 gals.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

“N” as long as @BIG TONE SOPRANO films a scene with all 12 gals.

Tone DMed me and asked if I could ask if there's a protocol for getting a golf club or two used in prostate play and he wanted me to stress in the most unambiguous terms that he's not talking about the handle end

 

[BIGSTICK67]

Anyone want to be my caddy for the South Dakota state Match Play tournament next weekend? 2 matches a day (if I don't suck) for 3 straight days (if I don't suck)

Pay: You get to hang out with me for 4 days (if we don't suck)

Experience: If you have PGA caddying experience, that's a plus. Otherwise, please weigh less than 300 pounds - obesity is unsettling to me.

Accommodations: No.

Other Requirements: Read greens at a professional tour level. Shut the fuck up when I tell you to give me a club, your opinion doesn't matter. Yell "You the man, Cup!" after every good shot I hit (so, like, 7% of my shots)

Thank you in advance for your interest.

This could be us:

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Would be in if it weren’t for the South Dakota part.

 

[turek420845]

Would be in if it weren’t for the South Dakota part.

Prefer North Dakota?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I strongly recommend this: https://www.vipgolfservices.com/caddymates/

The Rules of Golf explicitly state that you can only have 1 caddy at a time. Fuck. That.

@BingoDingo wanna get a tee time in Scottsdale soon?

 

[Alum-Ni]

I strongly recommend this: https://www.vipgolfservices.com/caddymates/

The Rules of Golf explicitly state that you can only have 1 caddy at a time. Fuck. That.

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[lee_carvallo_12]

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