Birthday Parties with the In-Laws are the Fvcking Worst!

[Driveway Jordan]

I would much rather sit in my basement and watch a meaningless Sunbelt Conference FB game than go to this thing.

Anyone with suggestions on how to get out of it??

 

[TraditionCoalition]

COVID19 asymptotic possibly?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I would much rather sit in my basement and watch a meaningless Sunbelt Conference FB game than go to this thing.

Anyone with suggestions on how to get out of it??

Shart your pants

 

[Tyneb23]

Just start banging there daughter

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Just start banging there daughter

Foolproof plan

 

[BingoDingo]

Sucks man. Follow Garrett's idea, but take it one step further... actually shit yourself. You can then go home and stay there and if they get mad just say that you were extremely embarrassed and couldn't face them.

 

[huskermack]

If it were me, I'd just get too wasted to go.

 

[Jim14510]

Tell your wife that you hate her parents

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Run your wife over

 

[Jim14510]

Run your wife over

Going all in. I like it.

 

[Mood4NU]

My sis in law scheduled her 1 year old’s bday on the day of the 1st Husker game.... It’s 2 hours from home. I scheduled our softball team party the same day b4 I was aware of it. She is restricting the TV from being on during the bday party.... Guess what time the party is? 11AM..... I have already told my wife I won’t be attending but I am going to royally piss off my SIL.... anyway adding a supporting story to the title of this thread

 

[Jim14510]

My sis in law scheduled her 1 year old’s bday on the day of the 1st Husker game.... It’s 2 hours from home. I scheduled our softball team party the same day b4 I was aware of it. She is restricting the TV from being on during the bday party.... Guess what time the party is? 11AM..... I have already told my wife I won’t be attending but I am going to royally piss off my SIL.... anyway adding a supporting story to the title of this thread

SIL needs to realize the world doesn't revolve around her.

 

[Mood4NU]

My sis in law scheduled her 1 year old’s bday on the day of the 1st Husker game. It’s 2 hours from home. I scheduled our softball team party the same day b4 I was aware of it. She is restricting the TV from being on during the party. Guess what time the party is?

SIL needs to realize the world doesn't revolve around her.

agreed 100% , that’s why I’m going to help teach her this valuable life lesson by not showing up & watching the game at my softball party that I’m hosting.

 

[NEHusker54]

Call in a bomb threat to the party.

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

My sis in law scheduled her 1 year old’s bday on the day of the 1st Husker game. It’s 2 hours from home. I scheduled our softball team party the same day b4 I was aware of it. She is restricting the TV from being on during the party. Guess what time the party is?


agreed 100% , that’s why I’m going to help teach her this valuable life lesson by not showing up & watching the game at my softball party that I’m hosting.

There is NOTHING worse than people that make you pretend to care about another little kids birthday other than your own kids.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

My sis in law scheduled her 1 year old’s bday on the day of the 1st Husker game.... It’s 2 hours from home. I scheduled our softball team party the same day b4 I was aware of it. She is restricting the TV from being on during the bday party.... Guess what time the party is? 11AM..... I have already told my wife I won’t be attending but I am going to royally piss off my SIL.... anyway adding a supporting story to the title of this thread

Where was her Beta husband in this whole mess?? 🙄

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[BBTown Bomber]

My sis in law scheduled her 1 year old’s bday on the day of the 1st Husker game.... It’s 2 hours from home. I scheduled our softball team party the same day b4 I was aware of it. She is restricting the TV from being on during the bday party.... Guess what time the party is? 11AM..... I have already told my wife I won’t be attending but I am going to royally piss off my SIL.... anyway adding a supporting story to the title of this thread

Call in a bomb threat to the party.

Hire Antifa to come in and do their thang.....🤡

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[Mood4NU]

Where was her Beta husband in this whole mess?? 🙄

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Great question:

1: he’s a live in baby /sugar daddy. Idk if they’ll ever get married...

2: he doesn’t really like or care about football , even Husker football.

3: he does not wear the pants though he absolutely could. I do think sometimes he tries to but there’s a power struggle in that house & he doesn’t want to lose his role in his daughters life which is the only real leverage she has on him.its an odd situation

 

[Mood4NU]

There is NOTHING worse than people that make you pretend to care about another little kids birthday other than your own kids.

This is spot on. I had a 1 year old’s bday a year & a half ago ... . My mom didn’t even make it, it’s not that big of a deal to watch a kid try to eat cake & pretend to open presents that they can’t actually open nor do they care about . 😂

 

[Husker_in_OK]

A one year old can barely comprehend anything at that age. Not sure having the TV on affects anything about the birthday party going on. Your SIL is a Nazi.