Best pickup lines
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Best pickup lines
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Do you have any Danish in you?
Would you like some?
Would you like some?
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Ask her what winks and fucks like a tiger? Start winking at her shortly after. Good luck Jimbo
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<You ever had your shit pushed in>. Should be 100 percent effective especially if you do it in a British accent. If not well your SOLJWF.
Shit out of luck and Jolly Well Fucked
Shit out of luck and Jolly Well Fucked
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Go all in with wanna fuck?
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I have zero lines...I'm an ugly fucker just lookin' for pity, fortunately my wife was feeling sorry for me the night we met.
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Ask her if she needs her ass I mean taxes filed
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@LoudHogRider @Elizabeth Reed and @bbenson67 didn’t need lines when they showed up to pick her up in something like this
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filed or filled?
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St Patrick’s day one year I asked a girl if she was Irish because when I saw her my penis was Dublin. No BS… it worked.
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pic plz
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I’ve fogged a lotta windows in rigs like that. 😎@LoudHogRider @Elizabeth Reed and @bbenson67 didn’t need lines when they showed up to pick her up in something like this
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@LoudHogRider @Elizabeth Reed and @bbenson67 didn’t need lines when they showed up to pick her up in something like this
I used to drop it like it's hot in one of these.....no pickup lines needed.
In fact, no pickup needed. Just a 64.
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Saw a chic like that once named Michelle(I think), she worked at Iguana’s if I’m not mistaken. 2010-2014 range. She would flirt but “had a boyfriend”. Sexy as hell. Good luck OP….they always have a boyfriend 🤥
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I imagine your wife is not happy
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There were two guys at Millard that both drove those rides. Early morning before school they'd have "bleach outs" in the parking lot and just fry tires. I was working my ass off just to try and earn enough $$$ for gas, wondering where they got their money for tires. Sweet ride ... spacious back seat.
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Sometimes you make me laugh.
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