Ask your wives to pick one.....

[Dble E]

And post the results. Divorce is not an option.

 

[Dble E]

My wife said Gigolo. Kind of shocked to be honest...

 

[HuskerGarrett]

My wife also said Gigolo but she specified in Las Vegas so it’s legal and we could be rich

 

[Jim14510]

She said which one makes more money?

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

My wife also said Gigolo but she specified in Las Vegas so it’s legal and we could be rich

You ever see the show Gigolos on showtime? It was so good ha

 

[HuskerGarrett]

She said which one makes more money?

I said I’d make more as a contract killer but she again specified that Gigoling would be legal

 

[Jim14510]

I said I’d make more as a contract killer but she again specified that Gigoling would be legal

I said that would depend how good I was. She went with contract killer. Said no way she's going to be a poor.

 

[dsbigred1]

She just asked if I’d have to plow dudes, and if she’d be allowed to watch. Then said she’d much rather watch me kill someone.

 

[pigsonthewing]

Mine said "contract killer, but you better be good at it because i dont want you in prison"

 

[LoudHogRider]

Kinda hoping I got a vote, too. Guess I'll find out in the morning ...

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Contract killer 100%, my wife knows I’d at least have a punchers chance at not making our family broke at that.

I asked my wife, she said “B for sure, but you better follow the code like dexter”

 

[Havoc34]

I’ve killed people and cheated on my wife…. Which one do you think she was more pissed about?

 

[slattimer]

I’ve killed people and cheated on my wife…. Which one do you think she was more pissed about?

Did she divorce you after either?

 

[Havoc34]

Did she divorce you after either?

No but I left her. Does that still count?

 

[Goskers07]

What if you already do both? Asking for a friend.


Actually, sounds like a great idea for a new movie.

 

[Dble E]

Better question...would you rather your wife be a prostitute or a contract killer? Me? Killer 100%.

I figure the people probably deserve it....

 

[Dble E]

I’ve killed people and cheated on my wife…. Which one do you think she was more pissed about?

Was it with/to the same person?

 

[Havoc34]

Was it with/to the same person?

Yes, so the real question becomes which did I do first?

 

[LoudHogRider]

Kinda hoping I got a vote, too. Guess I'll find out in the morning ...

She went with "contract killer", which completely validates the contents of the gun safe behind me ... which will be lost in yet another tragic boating accident tomorrow, I fear.

 

[Ext. 55]

Interestingly enough, I offer both services on the dark web. Find me at: Ext. 55