Am I the last to know...

[Jim14510]

Wait, you have a husband? Awesome!

Made me check if I actually typed that.

 

[Jim14510]

Next time offer him an over the pants handjob. He’ll forget everything else.

Was a few years ago. I don't think he's holding a grudge.

 

[Herbie]

Was a few years ago. I don't think he's holding a grudge.

But is he packing a bulge?

 

[Jim14510]

But is he packing a bulge?

Not that I've noticed.

 

[11husker23]

Look, I'm no cuck, but if my wife wants to bang a pro athlete, I am for it. As long as she gets knocked up. Daddy needs a retirement plan. My point is, do any of you have Prime's digits?

 

[HerbRedman]

 

[Ext. 55]

Me reading this entire thread.

 

[Link-]

It’s personal.

 

[HerbRedman]

It’s personal.

 

[greybeardedchild]

My point is, do any of you have Prime's digits?

Brother, I don't even think Prime has all his digits. (Missing toes joke)

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

this thread took some dark twists and turns and I can't help but feel somehow responsible.

 

[BradWesley]

...that Erick Strickland cleaned up Coach Prime's sloppy seconds?

 

[Herbie]

“I don’t like it when my wife rides another guy’s cock BUT I would let Deion insert his Pringle’s can-sizedr weenie into her vagina.”

Would you still let his pringle can dick fill up your wife

 

[cwessel76]

Would you still let his pringle can dick fill up your wife

I was quoting someone else.

No upside down pineapples for us.

 

[Herbie]

I was quoting someone else.

No upside down pineapples for us.

Do you have a pen pineapple apple pen?

 

[cwessel76]

Do you have a pen pineapple apple pen?

 

[Herbie]

 

[Black Dean]

This thread has me dying