A co-worker of mine might be weird....help me decide...

[Dble E]

I was at a banking conference this week. I had to work the sales booth with the other "sales goofballs"...some of which I know and some I don't....

A co-worker I really don't know says "I am hungry...."

And he then heads over to the snack table and grabs a couple cookies. He then heads to the bathroom....all of which we all can see.

When he comes out ten minutes later....the cookies were gone. He was in there long enough it was obvious he was taking a deuce.

Begs the question...did he devour the cookies after going in but before he sat down or as he was sitting down?

 

[Dble E]

Shower Beers are a thing so why not Shitter Cookies?

 

[Juro]

Eating cookies while taking a shit? I see no issues. I think you might be the weird one if you think that’s strange.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

You are sure he didn’t eat them before he walked in?

 

[Dble E]

You are sure he didn’t eat them before he walked in?

100%

 

[Jim14510]

Eating cookies while taking a shit? I see no issues. I think you might be the weird one if you think that’s strange.

Agreed. If I happen to have a cookie in my hand when I have to shit there's no reason I'm not going to eat that cookie.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

What if he stacked them on top of the TP dispenser and ate them one at a time?

 

[RedSeaRising]

Agreed. If I happen to have a cookie in my hand when I have to shit there's no reason I'm not going to eat that cookie.

Agreed. It's just playing the hand that dealt, IYAM

 

[God is a Husker]

I’m sorry this a banking conference correct?


Eating cookies in the bathroom isn’t even close to the craziest things going on the bathroom.

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

Agreed. If I happen to have a cookie in my hand when I have to shit there's no reason I'm not going to eat that cookie.

I prefer a nice Baby Ruth. You know, for comparison sake

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I read this as “baking conference” at first. It was more acceptable when I thought it was that.

 

[Black Dean]

All for it

 

[Lionsfan93]

Yes, that's weird.

But if we are talking weird coworkers, I have a colleague that I'm 90% is a serial killer, was a serial killer or will be a serial killer. My buddy and I are legit concerned about him...although the psychopath coworker has (jokingly) said that he wouldn't kill people he knows or is connected with because it's too obvious...

 

[dsbigred1]

Agreed. If I happen to have a cookie in my hand when I have to shit there's no reason I'm not going to eat that cookie.

Fuck, I am going to start baking and keeping a stash next to the shitter after hearing about this!

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Not bad! I prefer a dip of skoal and a coffee though

 

[Dble E]

I’m sorry this a banking conference correct?


Eating cookies in the bathroom isn’t even close to the craziest things going on the bathroom.

Bankers are wild as fuck. Lol...nope. I did get hammered with most(not all) of my sales buddies through....No strange wool so it wasn't over the top fun...

 

[Cash68847]

I was at a banking conference this week. I had to work the sales booth with the other "sales goofballs"...some of which I know and some I don't....

A co-worker I really don't know says "I am hungry...."

And he then heads over to the snack table and grabs a couple cookies. He then heads to the bathroom....all of which we all can see.

When he comes out ten minutes later....the cookies were gone. He was in there long enough it was obvious he was taking a deuce.

Begs the question...did he devour the cookies after going in but before he sat down or as he was sitting down?

I’ve seen and heard more weird shit in the construction world, so things like this seem pretty normal. Here is a text I got a week ago at around 1:30 in the morning from a guy who is in his 50s who works for us.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Fuck, I am going to start baking and keeping a stash next to the shitter after hearing about this!

You realize when you smell anything it’s bc there are little particles of it floating around, correct? You’ll have double chocolate chip without even trying

 

[doublewing]

Sounds fun OP. Who hosted the room party?

 

[God is a Husker]

I read this as “baking conference” at first. It was more acceptable when I thought it was that.

If the city of Lincoln wanted to make money they would host a baking conference/championship at the PBA.


I haven’t been to a Nebraska game since 2013… but god damn I’d drive 4 hours to a Baking championship at the PBA.


Bunch of old grandmas from Nebraska baking their asses off