A billion dollars is going to be deposited into your account on Friday at 5:00 p.m. What will you do with the money?

[slattimer]

Pretty simple really. Pay off remaining debt. Set my family up for life. Invest.

Then buy a sweet ass lot and build in Kauai. Basically disappear from the Earth with my family, enjoy life...golf a lot, sex up the wife a lot, and travel a lot. The End.

 

[Scott Hall]

I’d pay everyone at work to quit instantly with me, even the ones I don’t like. The few that I absolutely hate would be screwed because they wouldn’t get shit.

 

[DrinkItIn]

Buy a golf course and make it immaculate. Only let my friends, family, and TPB play. Slow play will not be tolerated.

I will immediately double any NIL offer Pickle Smoochers offers to ensure that no player worth a shit ever plays for that disgusting university ever again.

 

[Havoc34]

1. Invest 40%
2. Donate 20%
3. Buy a few thousand acres in Colorado and build a ranch house. On the same land build a recovery center for vets with PTSD to come and hunt, fish, ride horses, kayak, and rock climb.
4. The rest of it on hookers and cocaine

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Pretty simple really. Pay off remaining debt. Set my family up for life. Invest.

Then buy a sweet ass lot and build in Kauai. Basically disappear from the Earth with my family, enjoy life...golf a lot, sex up the wife a lot, and travel a lot. The End.

You forgot get new better wife or gf

 

[Pipe Line]

1. Buy 100 acres in Western Nebraska somewhere, build a West Omaha like home

2. New-ish Ford Powerstroke, a couple trailers

3. Pay all family debt off

4. Hire some workers, run cattle and bale hay till I die

 

[HuskerGarrett]

 

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[LoudHogRider]

I’d text my close friends and family before word got out and ask them for a few hundred saying I’m in a tough spot. For those who offered to help, I’d give a bit more

This is genius ... ^^^

 

[LoudHogRider]

Do an ayahuasca retreat.

 

[greybeardedchild]

A billion dollars is going to be deposited into your account on Friday at 5:00 p.m.​

well wheres it at bitch!???!!!1! Dish up already!

 

[Kaladin]

well wheres it at bitch!???!!!1! Dish up already!

it’s coming Friday at 5:00 pm

 

[BigRed97]

Buy up all the farmland before the Chinese do…and hookers.