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Scrotums will be leaking the most unfuckable names imaginable over the next 4 weeks. You're gonna hear about how Turd has been impressed by NJ Generals head man Mike Riley before it's all over
I'm really not looking forward to it. It's especially frustrating when proven insiders play along with it and throw these red herring names out there just to create distractions from the real targets.

1/2 of it will be boosters having a laugh and the other 1/2 will be legit decoy stuff. I understand it all, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.

Like, if you're gonna throw out a decoy at least throw out a realistic one, not 65 yr old Craig fucking Bohl.

BTW one wager I feel pretty confident about would be that whoever Turd hires will not be a day over 60 years old. I just get the feeling he's going for someone younger who can be a longer term solution.
 
I'm really not looking forward to it. It's especially frustrating when proven insiders play along with it and throw these red herring names out there just to create distractions from the real targets.

1/2 of it will be boosters having a laugh and the other 1/2 will be legit decoy stuff. I understand it all, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.

Like, if you're gonna throw out a decoy at least throw out a realistic one, not 65 yr old Craig fucking Bohl.

BTW one wager I feel pretty confident about would be that whoever Turd hires will not be a day over 60 years old. I just get the feeling he's going for someone younger who can be a longer term solution.
Just between us gals. The drama has been more entertaining than the on field product
 
Not a TCC guy but is very well connected. Said the only hiccup in inking this deal is Jerry’s AD experience. Turd doesn’t want Jerry trying to tell him what to do.
Wait. The only negative Turd sees in hiring the head coach of New Mexico State who will be one of the few guys in college football with a record worse than Scott Frost this year is that he was an AD for a year at S. Illinois?
 
Wait. The only negative Turd sees in hiring the head coach of New Mexico State who will be one of the few guys in college football with a record worse than Scott Frost this year is that he was an AD for a year at S. Illinois?
Check It Out Tim And Eric GIF
 
Not a TCC guy but is very well connected. Said the only hiccup in inking this deal is Jerry’s AD experience. Turd doesn’t want Jerry trying to tell him what to do.

I know you’re just passing along but that doesn’t make any sense at all.

The HFC and AD are doing two completely different jobs and neither one of them have a minute to worry about the other persons job. This would never cross an ADs mind hiring a head coach at the D1 college level.
 
Dear God, give me a Grand Mal and no one help me if this happens.

I leave my PS3 and copy of NCAA Football 2014 to @Amk005

My belongings of worldly value to @HuskerGarrett to be sold off and cover costs for the site, and hire Dean. His job will be to do his get together but for tPB and he just sits there and gets made fun of and can’t speak.

My wife to @BIG TONE SOPRANO

And my children to @HuskerDocCo so they can be raised on the farm with traditional, conservative, God fearing values. Do NOT let @Jim14510 turn them gay.
 
Then he’s saving it
Turd would be fired the day after he announces a 1-11 coach at NMSU was hired to replace Frost
Hell if he even made the interview finalist lists he’d be fired
We could offer Kill 1 million per year & it would double his current salary
& we thought TO was a cheap fuk
Here is our new 200million $ practice facility to put white walkons from Hyannis in with our 1 million $ head coach who is known for seizing out on the field during games
At least make the bullshit somewhat believable like Kli from KSU

Yeah, I wouldn't have went to the board with this if I heard Kill's name. Regardless of who told me.
 
Hindsight being 20/20- wish I would of kept this nugget to myself. We are a fragile fan base wanting a splash hire.
I get just sharing what you heard - you're the messenger. But the messenger is either wrong, or we'll find out Turd was admitted to a psychiatric hospital in the next few months. I typically don't get snarky about any information being brought to the board, so I certainly wouldn't worry about my opinion.

Probably more about what I wouldn't have done.
 
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OP - no one is mad at you. I actually believe your sincerity.

I'm more mad at the actual booster circles making up fake names to give to people like you to create their smokescreens. But there's 1,000 reasons why Jerry Kill is a fake name.
 
OP - no one is mad at you. I actually believe your sincerity.

I'm more mad at the actual booster circles making up fake names to give to people like you to create their smokescreens. But there's 1,000 reasons why Jerry Kill is a fake name.
Yeah. I'm mostly mad at God for inflicting this pain upon me for his pleasure
 
If the Minnesota Jon drove him into a mini-retirement , I don’t want to know what the Nebraska job would do to him ..
 
Turd ain't hiring a dude from NMSU who had to "retire" like 6 years ago because of seizures. It's "Craig Bohl is gaining traction" or "trust me Dabo is in play" levels of dumb
I pretty much am expecting Lance Leipold that way I am happy.

Unless if it is Campbell. Who says their goal is to be the most together and not to win the conference?
 
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