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2024 predictions

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Herbie

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Let’s cut the bullshit, it’s past midnight and I’ve been off work for 2 weeks and I’m still drunk and getting back to work tomorrow.

What’s Nebraskas record in 2024

Official projected depth chart. If you disagree get fucked. DB backups are a dumpster fire. Good the old db coach liked to fuck. Special teams give zero shits about. Don’t let the team kick or punt. Just let Barney return kicks.

QB
1. Dylan Raiola
2. Jalyn Gramstad
3. Daniel Kaelin

RB
1a. Emmet Johnson
1b. Dante Dowdell
1c. Gabe Ervin
4. Rahmir Johnson

FB
Dead

TE
1. Thomas Fidone
2. Carter Nelson(not list at wr but will play everywhere)
3. Nate Boerkircher

WR X
1. Jahmal Banks
2. Jacori Barney
3. ISG

WR Z
1. Isaiah Neyor
2. Malachi Coleman
3. Janiran Bonner

Slot
1. Jaylen Lloyd
2. Jaidyn Doss
3. Alex Bullock

LT
1. Teddy Prochaza
2. Grant Brix

LG
1. Micah Mazzuca
2. Henry Luto

C
1. Ben Scott
2. Sam Sledge

RG
1. Justin Evans-Jenkins
2. Turner Corchran

RT
1. Bryce Benhartt
2. Tyler Knaak

DE
1. Ty Robinson
2. Elijah Jeudy

NT
1. Nash Hutmacher
2. Riley Van Poppel

DE
1. Cam Lenhardt
2. Jimari Butler

Jack
1. Princewill
2. MJ Sherman
3. Willis McGahee

MLB
1. Javin Wright
2. Stefon Thompson
3. Dylan Rodgers

WLB
1. John Bullock
2. Mikai Gbayor
3. Vincent Shavers

CB
1. Tommi Hill
2. Dwight Buttle
3. Brice Turner

SS
1. Issac Gifford
2. Deshon Singletob
3. Rex Guthrie

FS
1. Marques Bufford
2. D’Andre Barnes
3. Jeremiah Charles

CB
1. Mario Bufford
2. Ceyair Wright
3. Bly Hill

NB
1. SmallHog
2. Kobe Bretz
3. Rodger Gradney

UTEP - WIN
Colorado - WIN
Northern Cockeye - WIN
Illinois - WIN
@ Purdue - WIN
Rutgers - WIN
@ Indiana - WIN
@ Ohio State - loss
UCLA - WIN
@ USC - loss
Wisconsin - WIN
@ Cockeye - WIN

DONE DEAL BOSS GO FUCKIN BET IT
 
BorWhiskey said:
Clarification:

Are you predicting that John Butler is bringing over the Nickel setup over the Rover setup?

Are you predicting Doss moves back to WR?
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Son of a bitch

Fine gif at rover and small hog at a s spot.

Fuck give bullock more pt and move does to the mess of DBs who’ve never played
 
Herbie said:
Let’s cut the bullshit, it’s past midnight and I’ve been off work for 2 weeks and I’m still drunk and getting back to work tomorrow.

What’s Nebraskas record in 2024

Official projected depth chart. If you disagree get fucked. DB backups are a dumpster fire. Good the old db coach liked to fuck. Special teams give zero shits about. Don’t let the team kick or punt. Just let Barney return kicks.

QB
1. Dylan Raiola
2. Jalyn Gramstad
3. Daniel Kaelin

RB
1a. Emmet Johnson
1b. Dante Dowdell
1c. Gabe Ervin
4. Rahmir Johnson

FB
Dead

TE
1. Thomas Fidone
2. Carter Nelson(not list at wr but will play everywhere)
3. Nate Boerkircher

WR X
1. Jahmal Banks
2. Jacori Barney
3. ISG

WR Z
1. Isaiah Neyor
2. Malachi Coleman
3. Janiran Bonner

Slot
1. Jaylen Lloyd
2. Jaidyn Doss
3. Alex Bullock

LT
1. Teddy Prochaza
2. Grant Brix

LG
1. Micah Mazzuca
2. Henry Luto

C
1. Ben Scott
2. Sam Sledge

RG
1. Justin Evans-Jenkins
2. Turner Corchran

RT
1. Bryce Benhartt
2. Tyler Knaak

DE
1. Ty Robinson
2. Elijah Jeudy

NT
1. Nash Hutmacher
2. Riley Van Poppel

DE
1. Cam Lenhardt
2. Jimari Butler

Jack
1. Princewill
2. MJ Sherman
3. Willis McGahee

MLB
1. Javin Wright
2. Stefon Thompson
3. Dylan Rodgers

WLB
1. John Bullock
2. Mikai Gbayor
3. Vincent Shavers

CB
1. Tommi Hill
2. Dwight Buttle
3. Brice Turner

SS
1. Issac Gifford
2. Deshon Singletob
3. Rex Guthrie

FS
1. Marques Bufford
2. D’Andre Barnes
3. Jeremiah Charles

CB
1. Mario Bufford
2. Ceyair Wright
3. Bly Hill

NB
1. SmallHog
2. Kobe Bretz
3. Rodger Gradney

UTEP - WIN
Colorado - WIN
Northern Cockeye - WIN
Illinois - WIN
@ Purdue - WIN
Rutgers - WIN
@ Indiana - WIN
@ Ohio State - loss
UCLA - WIN
@ USC - loss
Wisconsin - WIN
@ Cockeye - WIN

DONE DEAL BOSS GO FUCKIN BET IT
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Its not that I mind your desired omission of Haarberg. However, anyone who thinks a 5'9 NAIA transfer QB is going to be 2nd string immediately at Nebraska doesn't deserve my attention beyond that point.
 
Cornicator said:
Its not that I mind your desired omission of Haarberg. However, anyone who thinks a 5'9 NAIA transfer QB is going to be 2nd string immediately at Nebraska doesn't deserve my attention beyond that point.
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The question isn’t if a 5’9 naia transfer could be 2nd string at Nebraska it’s could Haarberg start at the naia school
 
Herbie said:
UTEP - WIN
Colorado - WIN
Northern Cockeye - WIN
Illinois - WIN
@ Purdue - WIN
Rutgers - WIN
@ Indiana - WIN
@ Ohio State - loss
UCLA - WIN
@ USC - loss
Wisconsin - WIN
@ Cockeye - WIN
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This is the correct prediction.
 
UTEP - WIN (hype through the roof)

Colorado - Loss (cucked again)

Northern Cockeye - WIN (crawling out of the abyss)

Illinois - WIN (Illinois is 💩)

@ Purdue - WIN (Purdue is 💩)

Rutgers - WIN (Rutgers might actually be pretty good but there is no world where I will ever predict Nebraska to lose to Rutgers)

@ Indiana - WIN (5 wins in a row...are we back?)

@ Ohio State - Loss (by 28+)

UCLA - WIN (UCLA will be a bottom 3 team in the conference)

@ USC - WIN (welcome to the show)

Wisconsin - WIN (this one will feel so good and @Ducksker (aka Kitty) will be in shambles)

@ Cockeye - Loss (night game at Kinnick, we're gonna get our Fannies waxxed)

9-3 baby
Get porked by Tennessee in the Citrus Bowl
 
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Herbie said:
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Sad Michael Scott GIF
 
Mavsker said:
UTEP - WIN (hype through the roof)

Colorado - Loss (cucked again)

Northern Cockeye - WIN (crawling out of the abyss)

Illinois - WIN (Illinois is 💩)

@ Purdue - WIN (Purdue is 💩)

Rutgers - WIN (Rutgers might actually be pretty good but there is no world where I will ever predict Nebraska to lose to Rutgers)

@ Indiana - WIN (5 wins in a row...are we back?)

@ Ohio State - Loss (by 28+)

UCLA - WIN (UCLA will be a bottom 3 team in the conference)

@ USC - WIN (welcome to the show)

Wisconsin - WIN (this one will feel so good and @Ducksker (aka Kitty) (aka Kitty) will be in shambles)

@ Cockeye - Loss (night game at Kinnick, we're gonna get our Fannies waxxed)

9-3 baby
Get porked by Tennessee in the Citrus Bowl
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I'd feel gross losing to the Puffs and Cockeye, but getting back to 9-3 and getting porked by some SEC team in a bowl game I don't have to look up the location of would be a nice year
 
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UTEP - 42-6 (W)
Colorado - 31-23 (W)
Northern Cockeye - 36-10 (W)
Illinois - 27-17 (W)
@Purdue - 23-13 (W)
Rutgers - 33-20 (W)
@Indiana - 20-16 (W)
@Ohio St - 23-36 (L)
UCLA - 38-17 (W)
@USC - 27-34 (L)
Wisconsin - 24-20 (W)
@Cockeye - 20-16 (W)
10-2
Bowl Game - ReliaQuest Bowl (Outback Bowl)
Tennessee - 33-20 (W)
11-2
christmas love GIF by Kool Aid
 

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UTEP - 42-6 (W)
Colorado - 31-23 (W)
Northern Cockeye - 36-10 (W)
Illinois - 27-17 (W)
@Purdue - 23-13 (W)
Rutgers - 33-20 (W)
@Indiana - 20-16 (W)
@Ohio St - 23-36 (L)
UCLA - 38-17 (W)
@USC - 27-34 (L)
Wisconsin - 24-20 (W)
@Cockeye - 20-16 (W)
10-2
Bowl Game - ReliaQuest Bowl (Outback Bowl)
Tennessee - 33-20 (W)
11-2
christmas love GIF by Kool Aid
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I will be flabbergasted if Evans-Jenkins doesn't start at guard. I'm an absolute idiot but I thought he and Teddy developed some real good chemistry toward the end of the year so I guess I'd have Teddy, JEJ, Scott, Mazucca, Benhart going left to right. Maybe I missed that Mazzucca is a LG though
 
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UTEP - 42-6 (W)
Colorado - 31-23 (W)
Northern Cockeye - 36-10 (W)
Illinois - 27-17 (W)
@Purdue - 23-13 (W)
Rutgers - 33-20 (W)
@Indiana - 20-16 (W)
@Ohio St - 23-36 (L)
UCLA - 38-17 (W)
@USC - 27-34 (L)
Wisconsin - 24-20 (W)
@Cockeye - 20-16 (W)
10-2
Bowl Game - ReliaQuest Bowl (Outback Bowl)
Tennessee - 33-20 (W)
11-2
christmas love GIF by Kool Aid
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Not a bad chart. I'd probably put the NAIA guy at 3rd string QB tho.

I'd add a lot of "or" at the RB spot.

Flip Knaak and Gottula positions.

Justin Evans starts over Luto.

Am I crazy to think Buford starts at nickel over Hartzog? The Wright addition is a huge benefit back there.
 
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L hate to say it but the night game is gonna screw us. I will be 13-10 again though.
 
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