2025-26 #PortalSZN Thread

Seaofred92 · 2026-01-21T20:56:26-0600

Bootleg11 said:
This guy is going to return a punt for a touchdown against Nebraska. Probably when Nebraska is winning and this will turn the game.

If only he played basketball, he’d be at NU 100%

Hedley Lamarr · 2026-01-21T20:57:32-0600

V-Doub said:
I like the base concept. But the logistics seems a little iffy…

I’m not really coming up with any sort of air tight plan, with regards to kid napping the world’s richest man and brain washing him into donating a couple billion to Nebraska’s NIL. Hopefully someone smarter than me can figure this one out, because outside of being completely impossible it has a lot of potential. IMO

My plan was to kidnap and lock him in a room with @Baron Winnebago and @Jim14510 with a tub of jello.

Seaofred92 · 2026-01-21T20:59:00-0600

It’s not Charmar but….. still would take

V-Doub · 2026-01-21T21:03:10-0600

Hedley Lamarr said:
My plan was to kidnap and lock him in a room with @Baron Winnebago and @Jim14510 with a tub of jello.

I can see you’ve really thought this through, let’s roll…

herbsinator · 2026-01-21T21:04:26-0600

Seaofred92 said:
It’s not Charmar but….. still would take

Carlos “Pringle Can” Polk’s kid?

Hedley Lamarr · 2026-01-21T21:17:36-0600

V-Doub said:
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I can see you’ve really thought this through, let’s roll…

60% of the time it works everytime. The other 40% of the time Baron and Jim form a throuple

V-Doub · 2026-01-21T21:33:30-0600

Hedley Lamarr said:
60% of the time it works everytime. The other 40% of the time Baron and Jim form a throuple

Looks like nobody loses but the guy filming it. I’m N

nja13 · 2026-01-22T00:08:46-0600

I think this is saying we have the most snaps played in the country on defense going into this next season.

vailhusker · 2026-01-22T06:29:56-0600

"Killer of women and children"

Tsakoi · 2026-01-22T06:34:04-0600

vailhusker said:
"Killer of women and children"

Well done.

DrumMonkeyRobot · 2026-01-22T07:37:15-0600

nja13 said:
I think this is saying we have the most snaps played in the country on defense going into this next season.

If we’re running an entirely new scheme, do those snaps even count?

Schrödinger’s defense.

nja13 · 2026-01-22T13:37:59-0600

RoyKent said:
It’s a community college… failing maths is a basic requirement.

And now they’ve burned the bridge to Cockeye Western.

Brilliant.

Goskers07 said:
There was a bridge there?

Yes. It was the main route that all Council Bluffians used to access Nebraska:

Carm · 2026-01-22T13:48:54-0600

the melodramatic money allegations of college football!

Flabio · 2026-01-22T13:50:39-0600

Carm said:
the melodramatic money allegations of college football!

Now that’s some SEC cruiting right there. BTW this is how you get big time DL cruits. You pay off mom and the overbearing unc who wants a taste.

Herbie · 2026-01-22T13:53:03-0600

Carm said:
the melodramatic money allegations of college football!

Mmmm SEC tears

2010sarenevercomingback · 2026-01-22T13:53:24-0600

Carm said:
the melodramatic money allegations of college football!

Obviously a ton of talent there & one of the best OL available, but the drama & off the field nonsense has been evident with this dude from a country mile away.

2025-26 #PortalSZN Thread

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Seaofred92

Administrator

Hedley Lamarr

Wide Receiver

Seaofred92

Administrator

V-Doub

Poon Slayer

herbsinator

Quarterback

Hedley Lamarr

Wide Receiver

V-Doub

Poon Slayer

nja13

2x All-state FG/PAT holder

vailhusker

Legend

Tsakoi

Wide Receiver

DrumMonkeyRobot

Safety

nja13

2x All-state FG/PAT holder

Carm

Offensive Coordinator

Flabio

Wide Receiver

Herbie

Offensive Coordinator

2010sarenevercomingback

5 Star Punter

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