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New Commit Colandrea N

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Jan 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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One thing is for certain - he is the anti-Dylan Raiola in every way.

Dylan is a big immobile robot with an NFL frame and NFL preparation who was borderline autistic with how methodical he was pre-snap. When the ball was snapped, he’d often over-analyze and not make a decision.

Colandrea is a tiny free-lancing, school-yard baller who very well might not even know the play half the time - the ball is snapped and he just says fuck it and tries to make something happen

I like it.
 
One thing is for certain - he is the anti-Dylan Raiola in every way.

Dylan is a big immobile robot with an NFL frame and NFL preparation who was borderline autistic with how methodical he was pre-snap. When the ball was snapped, he’d often over-analyze and not make a decision.

Colandrea is a tiny free-lancing, school-yard baller who very well might not even know the play half the time - the ball is snapped and he just says fuck it and tries to make something happen

I like it.
Holy shit, we just signed our Johnny football

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One thing is for certain - he is the anti-Dylan Raiola in every way.

Dylan is a big immobile robot with an NFL frame and NFL preparation who was borderline autistic with how methodical he was pre-snap. When the ball was snapped, he’d often over-analyze and not make a decision.

Colandrea is a tiny free-lancing, school-yard baller who very well might not even know the play half the time - the ball is snapped and he just says fuck it and tries to make something happen

I like it.

Great post. This is what AI pushed out when I asked for quotes about Colandrea.

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One thing is for certain - he is the anti-Dylan Raiola in every way.

Dylan is a big immobile robot with an NFL frame and NFL preparation who was borderline autistic with how methodical he was pre-snap. When the ball was snapped, he’d often over-analyze and not make a decision.

Colandrea is a tiny free-lancing, school-yard baller who very well might not even know the play half the time - the ball is snapped and he just says fuck it and tries to make something happen

I like it.
Gimme Johnny Football 2.0. Whose our Bama in 2026?
 
I'm just more and more delighted the more I learn about this dude. Our QBs (and our program in general) have seemed so fucking perpetually timid for the past 10 years, and this guy is gonna bring some scrappiness and freewheeling energy to the table that we desperately need. He seems to operate like Joe Ganz but a better runner, or Tommy Armstrong but a better passer... If I knew this guy existed 2 days ago I would've easily preferred him over Minchey.
 
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