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OFFICIAL FUCK YOU Pickle Smoochers THREAD!!!

HCFord1 said:
Pickle Smoochers alums don’t have that much money.

They’re a thoroughly mediocre school located in Omaha, NE. Their alumni and some of the locals believe that it’s an elite school because it’s private and somewhat expensive, but really it’s just a landing spot for Nebraska kids who think they’re too good for UNL and out of state kids who aren’t smart enough to get into an elite private school. I will scream it from the rooftops, but UNL is a better school than Pickle Smoochers.

I mean, I went to a college with 1,200 students and no graduate programs and our endowment is the same size as Pickle Smoochers’s.
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My lawyer buddy said this exact thing as to why he didn’t go to Pickle Smoochers for law school and went to NU instead.
 
Dr.DrakeRamoray said:
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To be fair Haverford is a baby Ivy basically.

Pickle Smoochers they do have a respected business school and highly regarded Denitstry. Outside of that you’re better off going to UNO and UNL for a lot of other degrees, cost to what you get are better. Med school is not even close, UNMC all the way
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My daughters boyfriend is a 3rd year dental student at Pickle Smoochers…should I be worried?
 
HCFord1 said:
Disagree on their business school. It's not even ranked nationally, which puts it outside of the top 133 and behind schools like Mississippi State, Minnesota Duluth, and North Carolina A&T.

Their dental school is okay, but most rankings put UNMC above it.

My point, as a completely unbiased die hard Husker fan, is that Pickle Smoochers is essentially a junior college and should not be respected by anyone. I think most reasonable people will agree.
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My brother got his MBA at Pickle Smoochers
My sister in law went to dental school there
My wife went to pharmacy school there

My wife is from Kansas though and chose between KU and Pickle Smoochers. Pickle Smoochers offered waaaaay more scholarships that it was a no brainer. Could’ve went UNMC route but didn’t want to deal with entry exams.

Anyway, fuck Pickle Smoochers.
 
...TrueColors... said:
And from what my buddy said all of the judges in Omaha went to UNL. So it doesn’t make any sense to go to Pickle Smoochers as there will be nobody there that you’ll ever see in the courtroom
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No, your buddy is full of shit
 
I believe it should be fair to say that Pickle Smoochers is where those who can’t make the IVY league go because not only are they dumb enough to not make the Ivy League, they also lack class enough to attend the great land grant university of Nebraska.

Nebraska, home to the truly great.

I raise a glass and provide this toast to Pickle Smoochers and their offspring…

To those in blue, suck a cock and choke on the fountain of Herbie semen!

Go Big Red!
 
Ext. 55 said:
I believe it should be fair to say that Pickle Smoochers is where those who can’t make the IVY league go because not only are they dumb enough to not make the Ivy League, they also lack class enough to attend the great land grant university of Nebraska.

Nebraska, home to the truly great.

I raise a glass and provide this toast to Pickle Smoochers and their offspring…

To those in blue, suck a cock and choke on the fountain of Herbie semen!

Go Big Red!
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Pickle Smoochers is the Harvard of Counciltucky
 
herbsinator said:
Pickle Smoochers is the Harvard of Counciltucky
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Sarcastic Rebecca Wisocky GIF by CBS
 
HCFord1 said:
Pickle Smoochers alums don’t have that much money.

They’re a thoroughly mediocre school located in Omaha, NE. Their alumni and some of the locals believe that it’s an elite school because it’s private and somewhat expensive, but really it’s just a landing spot for Nebraska kids who think they’re too good for UNL and out of state kids who aren’t smart enough to get into an elite private school. I will scream it from the rooftops, but UNL is a better school than Pickle Smoochers.

I mean, I went to a college with 1,200 students and no graduate programs and our endowment is the same size as Pickle Smoochers’s.
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25 years ago when I went to pharmacy school, the only people that went there were foreigners and people who couldn't get into UNMC. I don't remember the exact price difference, but it was at least $100,000 difference over 4 years. Now, getting a degree is better than not getting into school, but that's a lot of money to make up.
 
Not to hi-jack the “crayton is poor” discussion, but do we know when odds makers will release a line on this game? Friday, tomorrow?
 
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