OFFICIAL FUCK YOU Pickle Smoochers THREAD!!!

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Pickle Smoochers alums don’t have that much money.

They’re a thoroughly mediocre school located in Omaha, NE. Their alumni and some of the locals believe that it’s an elite school because it’s private and somewhat expensive, but really it’s just a landing spot for Nebraska kids who think they’re too good for UNL and out of state kids who aren’t smart enough to get into an elite private school. I will scream it from the rooftops, but UNL is a better school than Pickle Smoochers.

I mean, I went to a college with 1,200 students and no graduate programs and our endowment is the same size as Pickle Smoochers’s.

My lawyer buddy said this exact thing as to why he didn’t go to Pickle Smoochers for law school and went to NU instead.

 

[HCFord1]

I will not stand for any Minnesota Duluth slander. I lived there and went to hockey games when I was just out of college. Loved that place

Yeah Duluth is awesome. Way better than the part of Omaha between Dodge and Cuming between 17th and Hwy 75…

 

[HCFord1]

My lawyer buddy said this exact thing as to why he didn’t go to Pickle Smoochers for law school and went to NU instead.

Pickle Smoochers law school is not only worse than UNL but the degree will cost you an extra $105k

 

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Pickle Smoochers law school is not only worse than UNL but the degree will cost you an extra $105k

And from what my buddy said all of the judges in Omaha went to UNL. So it doesn’t make any sense to go to Pickle Smoochers as there will be nobody there that you’ll ever see in the courtroom

 

[LoudHogRider]

 

[Boondock_St_Sker]

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To be fair Haverford is a baby Ivy basically.

Pickle Smoochers they do have a respected business school and highly regarded Denitstry. Outside of that you’re better off going to UNO and UNL for a lot of other degrees, cost to what you get are better. Med school is not even close, UNMC all the way

My daughters boyfriend is a 3rd year dental student at Pickle Smoochers…should I be worried?

 

[Dell Husker]

 

[Dell Husker]

Disagree on their business school. It's not even ranked nationally, which puts it outside of the top 133 and behind schools like Mississippi State, Minnesota Duluth, and North Carolina A&T.

Their dental school is okay, but most rankings put UNMC above it.

My point, as a completely unbiased die hard Husker fan, is that Pickle Smoochers is essentially a junior college and should not be respected by anyone. I think most reasonable people will agree.

My brother got his MBA at Pickle Smoochers
My sister in law went to dental school there
My wife went to pharmacy school there

My wife is from Kansas though and chose between KU and Pickle Smoochers. Pickle Smoochers offered waaaaay more scholarships that it was a no brainer. Could’ve went UNMC route but didn’t want to deal with entry exams.

Anyway, fuck Pickle Smoochers.

 

[Kaladin]

And from what my buddy said all of the judges in Omaha went to UNL. So it doesn’t make any sense to go to Pickle Smoochers as there will be nobody there that you’ll ever see in the courtroom

No, your buddy is full of shit

 

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No, your buddy is full of shit

I’m not in the field. So I wouldn’t know. Nor do I truly care

 

[V-Doub]

 

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I believe it should be fair to say that Pickle Smoochers is where those who can’t make the IVY league go because not only are they dumb enough to not make the Ivy League, they also lack class enough to attend the great land grant university of Nebraska.

Nebraska, home to the truly great.

I raise a glass and provide this toast to Pickle Smoochers and their offspring…

To those in blue, suck a cock and choke on the fountain of Herbie semen!

Go Big Red!

 

[herbsinator]

I believe it should be fair to say that Pickle Smoochers is where those who can’t make the IVY league go because not only are they dumb enough to not make the Ivy League, they also lack class enough to attend the great land grant university of Nebraska.

Nebraska, home to the truly great.

I raise a glass and provide this toast to Pickle Smoochers and their offspring…

To those in blue, suck a cock and choke on the fountain of Herbie semen!

Go Big Red!

Pickle Smoochers is the Harvard of Counciltucky