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Quint · 2025-12-02T14:48:17-0600

Cavalot said:
CLEARLY!!!
I stand corrected on using him as an example.

Probably need to have a notice of Dittman violation posted somewhere on the front page in bold letters.

Well just use this thread.

djw004 · 2025-12-02T14:48:32-0600

Cavalot said:
CLEARLY!!!
I stand corrected on using him as an example.

Probably need to have a notice of Dittman violation posted somewhere on the front page in bold letters.

This is way more fun...

Cavalot · 2025-12-02T14:48:32-0600

Poor_and_Stupid said:
Yes, it’s like when they used to do public hangings to keep people in line.

Anyone seen quoting the False Prophet Dittman shall be drawn and quartered.

I got it now....NEVER quote Dittman. Geez!

Cavalot · 2025-12-02T14:50:44-0600

MaxHuskers34 said:
Did you not see the new thread that was posted already????

THERES ISN'T A F'N THREAD ON THE FREE SIDE WITH REGARDS TO SPECIFICALLY THE NU DC POSSIBILITIES. THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED AND COVERED ALREADY. IT IS ON THE PAY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the pay side section btw so no I don't know if there's a free side one. JIM14510

MaxHuskers34 · 2025-12-02T14:51:47-0600

Cavalot said:
THERES ISN'T A F'N THREAD ON THE FREE SIDE WITH REGARDS TO SPECIFICALLY THE NU DC POSSIBILITIES. THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED AND COVERED ALREADY. IT IS ON THE PAY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thread 'New DC Hot Board'

Today at 1:26 PM

Names of Interest — No inside info. Just listened to HuskerGarrett talk about this. Thoughts? Any other names?

Here’s a quick summary of what’s publicly known about each of these elite defensive-coordinator candidates from the world of cartoons — their background, roles, and some highlights.

Bugs Bunny

Background
– Former multi-sport collegiate legend at “What’s Up Doc University.”
– Known for world-class misdirection: fakes, traps, and confusing opponents until they literally run off a cliff.

Strengths
– Elite at disguising...

djw004 · 2025-12-02T14:52:49-0600

Cavalot said:
THERES ISN'T A F'N THREAD ON THE FREE SIDE WITH REGARDS TO SPECIFICALLY THE NU DC POSSIBILITIES. THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED AND COVERED ALREADY. IT IS ON THE PAY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you've coached for 31 years - just how old are you? If having a heart attack, please seek medical attention

Cavalot · 2025-12-02T14:57:26-0600

djw004 said:
If you've coached for 31 years - just how old are you? If having a heart attack, please seek medical attention

53 dude. Coached in a lot of big games. Having a conversation on an anonymous board with a bunch of people I don't know will definitely not cause a heart attack. But I've never been one to give up a fight LOL. I admitted to being wrong about Dittman (HOLY SHIT). The rest I stand by and someday hope to have a conversation about new DC's. I've been one for 27 years myself so it interests me. Today isn't that day apparently.

Poor_and_Stupid · 2025-12-02T14:58:41-0600

Cavalot said:
THERES ISN'T A F'N THREAD ON THE FREE SIDE WITH REGARDS TO SPECIFICALLY THE NU DC POSSIBILITIES. THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED AND COVERED ALREADY. IT IS ON THE PAY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the pay side section btw so no I don't know if there's a free side one. JIM14510

Someone on the board is poorer than me??

djw004 · 2025-12-02T15:22:19-0600

Cavalot said:
53 dude. Coached in a lot of big games. Having a conversation on an anonymous board with a bunch of people I don't know will definitely not cause a heart attack. But I've never been one to give up a fight LOL. I admitted to being wrong about Dittman (HOLY SHIT). The rest I stand by and someday hope to have a conversation about new DC's. I've been one for 27 years myself so it interests me. Today isn't that day apparently.

"and someday hope to have a conversation about new DC's" is the funniest line of this whole thread.

I love you so much for this gold. Thank you for your service.

Cavalot · 2025-12-02T15:23:54-0600

djw004 said:
"and someday hope to have a conversation about new DC's" is the funniest line of this whole thread.

I love you so much for this gold. Thank you for your service.

Ext. 55 · 2025-12-02T15:25:43-0600

Cavalot said:
Sounds great. Who on the list runs it?

I do. I put my hat in the ring for taking the job in an earlier post of this thread. The 10-1 is undefeated. Stay with me now.

Baron Winnebago · 2025-12-02T15:27:21-0600

2010sarenevercomingback said:
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@HuskerGarrett I don't ask for much, but can we make this it's own reaction?

Ext. 55 · 2025-12-02T15:31:54-0600

BIGSTICK67 said:
Not really. We need to nuke the thread and you get into the thread that matters.

Ext. 55 · 2025-12-02T15:33:12-0600

BIGSTICK67 said:
I tend to believe this thread will get up to 67 pages.

...and be pinned for life as an example.

Herbie · 2025-12-02T15:34:23-0600

Thank you for the information and professionalism

Ext. 55 · 2025-12-02T15:36:06-0600

Frogsker30 said:

All OP has to do is take the L and walk away. Returning each time throwing haymakers and acting the victim only makes it worse.

And I'm here for it. Multiple people have tried to explain and give him a break. He keeps getting back up and swinging...so it continues.

Ext. 55 · 2025-12-02T15:38:04-0600

Poor_and_Stupid said:
Someone on the board is poorer than me??

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Quint · 2025-12-02T15:45:31-0600

Ext. 55 said:
All OP has to do is take the L and walk away. Returning each time throwing haymakers and acting the victim only makes it worse.

And I'm here for it. Multiple people have tried to explain and give him a break. He keeps getting back up and swinging...so it continues.

I honestly think that’s the best part.

It reminds me of this kid in Golden Gloves. He struggled big time with any form of defense, except falling down. Problem was, that little shit would just get back up. Bloody nose, blood running down the front of his tank top, eye swelling shut, lip puffed out, but he’d stick his mouthpiece back in and take more.

I’m pretty sure he’s passed on now, but that’s not the point.

Kazman5k · 2025-12-02T15:46:02-0600

99 times out of a 100 this terrible OP ends with 1 reply and is a buried thread within 30 mins. We are witnessing what happens the 1 time.

Quint · 2025-12-02T15:49:00-0600

Kazman5k said:
99 times out of a 100 this terrible OP ends with 1 reply and is a buried thread within 30 mins. We are witnessing what happens the 1 time.

It’s like Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.

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