The question is really will he do another ChatGPT poem to announce his decision
I'm already ahead as a Nebraska fan:
Dear departing QB, we totally get it, bro—
You looked at the playbook and saw “1997” in hieroglyphs.
You threw for 400 and we still lost by 30,
Because our defense treats the end zone like an open bar.
You asked for “no contact.”
Buddy, we haven’t made contact since Tom Osborne retired.
The only thing we’ve hit lately is rock bottom
And apparently the transfer portal “submit” button for the 47th time this decade.
So go.
Go chase a playoff, go chase a girlfriend who doesn’t wear overalls to games,
Go somewhere that doesn’t smell like boiled cabbage and broken dreams.
We’ll be here, yelling “There it is!” on a 4-yard slant,
Clapping when the punt team comes out because at least they’re competent,
And refreshing your highlight reel while crying into a Fairbury hot dog.
Don’t worry about us sliding in your DMs.
We can’t even slide a blitzing linebacker,
Let alone a thirsty “come back shawty” text.
Peace out, king.
Sorry we sucked the talent out of you like a cornfield sucks the soul out of everything else.
SKOL… wait, wrong fanbase.
GO BIG RED—lol jk go literally anywhere else.