Cornicator said:

Currently sitting in the parking lot of the local grocery store. It's open this morning.

My wife who has shopped every day for the last week said she needed forgot Buttermilk for something she's baking today.

I've been sitting here for 20 fucking minutes. She is not capable of buying only one thing. It's unfucking canny.

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Cornicator said:

Currently sitting in the parking lot of the local grocery store. It's open this morning.

My wife who has shopped every day for the last week said she needed forgot Buttermilk for something she's baking today.

I've been sitting here for 20 fucking minutes. She is not capable of buying only one thing. It's unfucking canny.

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DrinkItIn said:

She can't drive herself to the damn store? 😉

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Huskersballz said:

Get out of the way 👉👉 pilgrim prudes 😡🙅‍♂️, it's ✨🫦THOTsgiving 🥵✨, the time to be thankful for all the 👅 Gawk-Gawk 🦃 Gobblers 💦👄 and scandalous sluts 👀👀. Grab your juicy 🌽🎉cornucopia 🎉🍑 and let that 😈 Horny of Plenty 😈 spill all over these 🫱💢 naughty harvest hoes 💦🧏‍♀️. Tonight we're serving up a freaky feast 🤤🔥 so butter up your buns 🫱🍑🫲 and spread ‘em wide for an 🔞 XXXtra thicc 😩 piece of white 🥖 or dark 🍆 meat then take turns with the 🤜👌 stuffing until you get your 🌽 corn creamed 🌽✊💦 in ways the pilgrims only dreamed of🥛😩💭. Don’t forget the whipped ✊👅 sloppy toppy ✊👅for 😏 dessert🍦🥧, cause everybody is getting a 👄👄 mouthful 2nite. Send this to 🔟 of your most 🤪 unhinged turkeys 🦃, or you'll end up basting your meat 🍗😤 alone in the dark 😰. If 5️⃣ hit you back, congrats—you’re the Thanksgiving Throat Goat 👅🐐. If 1️⃣0️⃣ do, you're the 👑 king/queen 👑 of the Feast of Filth 🍆🍑 and you can pour your 💦 gravy 🥵 onto any hot dish in town 💯

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DrinkItIn said:

She can't drive herself to the damn store? 😉

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Baron Winnebago said:

Cornicator is an old testament man who doesn't let his wife operate the machinery of Satan

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Cornicator said:

Picking things up on the way to Grandma's. She walked out with 3 bags of groceries.

Buttermilk turned into $86.

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Cornicator said:

Picking things up on the way to Grandma's. She walked out with 3 bags of groceries.

Buttermilk turned into $86.

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