OT: late night drunken purchases…
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OT: late night drunken purchases…
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Not a purchase that I made, but when I was living in Jersey City I got onto the elevator one day and there was a guy already in it with an absolutely enormous case next to him.
I asked him what it was and he goes “so this is kind of embarrassing but a few nights ago I got really drunk and decided it would be a good idea to buy an upright bass. I’ve never even touched one before and have no idea how to play it, so now I don’t know what I’m going to do with this.”
I asked him what it was and he goes “so this is kind of embarrassing but a few nights ago I got really drunk and decided it would be a good idea to buy an upright bass. I’ve never even touched one before and have no idea how to play it, so now I don’t know what I’m going to do with this.”
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Really just stupid amounts of food.
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That's pretty cool. I know of a Nigerian prince that might be able to use those.
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Amigos
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Back in 1995 my friend and I were super drunk at my cabin. They used to have those late night infomercials that would sell you music CDs and the like. My friend called them up (on a rotary phone none the less) and was trying to order it. They got all the way done, but the operator must have realized he was a little tipsy and she was like, "sir you realize that this bundle will cost $349 right"? Needless to say the conversation ended really quickly then and luckily we never got charged.
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Worth every penny!
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bc that’s all it’s worth!!!
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just came to post this Carnie
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Well if you weren’t so busy sticking your 8” pecker in every glory hole in western Nebraska you would of beaten me to it
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Money well spent.
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What’s that in US dollars? Like $5?
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Also… I’ve made a bunch of drunk purchases, but nothing crazy, useless or funny. But I did one time order almost $50 worth of food from Dominos pizza when was absolutely trashed. And as I’m sure most of you know, $50 at Dominos pizza gets you enough food to buy Ethiopia. I then passed out and found the mountain of food sitting on my porch the next day. I didn’t even remember ordering it and I was so hung over I didn’t feel like trying to save it. The nutty stuff we do when we’re drunker than 10 Russians.
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I once ordered every fried chicken liver KFC had when in college late one way drunk night. My dog and I ate em all. It was boxes full of those gross things, and I was stoned, drunk, and barely alive. Good thing I drove through the drive through, fucking idiot 20 year old Sauce I was.
