OT: late night drunken purchases…

[dsbigred1]

the auctions have gotten me a few times.. especially for odd currencies. I have about $1 Trillion Zimbabwe dollars

 

[HCFord1]

Not a purchase that I made, but when I was living in Jersey City I got onto the elevator one day and there was a guy already in it with an absolutely enormous case next to him.

I asked him what it was and he goes “so this is kind of embarrassing but a few nights ago I got really drunk and decided it would be a good idea to buy an upright bass. I’ve never even touched one before and have no idea how to play it, so now I don’t know what I’m going to do with this.”

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Really just stupid amounts of food.

 

[Dawgsauce]

the auctions have gotten me a few times.. especially for odd currencies. I have about $1 Trillion Zimbabwe dollars

That's pretty cool. I know of a Nigerian prince that might be able to use those.

 

[vailhusker]

Really just stupid amounts of food.

Amigos

 

[TampaBaySkers]

tpb membership

 

[betsch]

Back in 1995 my friend and I were super drunk at my cabin. They used to have those late night infomercials that would sell you music CDs and the like. My friend called them up (on a rotary phone none the less) and was trying to order it. They got all the way done, but the operator must have realized he was a little tipsy and she was like, "sir you realize that this bundle will cost $349 right"? Needless to say the conversation ended really quickly then and luckily we never got charged.

 

[Dawgsauce]

tpb membership

Worth every penny!

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Worth every penny!

bc that’s all it’s worth!!!

 

[HuskerDocCo]

tpb membership

just came to post this Carnie

 

[TampaBaySkers]

just came to post this Carnie

Well if you weren’t so busy sticking your 8” pecker in every glory hole in western Nebraska you would of beaten me to it

 

[Tonkasker]

Saturday night after drinking all day i venmo'ed a cover band about $200 to play Dead and Allman Bros all night. They crushed it

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Saturday night after drinking all day i venmo'ed a cover band about $200 to play Dead and Allman Bros all night. They crushed it

 

[Dawgsauce]

Saturday night after drinking all day i venmo'ed a cover band about $200 to play Dead and Allman Bros all night. They crushed it

Money well spent.