OT: late night drunken purchases…
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OT: late night drunken purchases…
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Not a purchase that I made, but when I was living in Jersey City I got onto the elevator one day and there was a guy already in it with an absolutely enormous case next to him.
I asked him what it was and he goes “so this is kind of embarrassing but a few nights ago I got really drunk and decided it would be a good idea to buy an upright bass. I’ve never even touched one before and have no idea how to play it, so now I don’t know what I’m going to do with this.”
I asked him what it was and he goes “so this is kind of embarrassing but a few nights ago I got really drunk and decided it would be a good idea to buy an upright bass. I’ve never even touched one before and have no idea how to play it, so now I don’t know what I’m going to do with this.”
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Really just stupid amounts of food.
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That's pretty cool. I know of a Nigerian prince that might be able to use those.
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Amigos
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Back in 1995 my friend and I were super drunk at my cabin. They used to have those late night infomercials that would sell you music CDs and the like. My friend called them up (on a rotary phone none the less) and was trying to order it. They got all the way done, but the operator must have realized he was a little tipsy and she was like, "sir you realize that this bundle will cost $349 right"? Needless to say the conversation ended really quickly then and luckily we never got charged.
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Worth every penny!
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bc that’s all it’s worth!!!
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just came to post this Carnie
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Well if you weren’t so busy sticking your 8” pecker in every glory hole in western Nebraska you would of beaten me to it
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Money well spent.
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What’s that in US dollars? Like $5?
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Also… I’ve made a bunch of drunk purchases, but nothing crazy, useless or funny. But I did one time order almost $50 worth of food from Dominos pizza when was absolutely trashed. And as I’m sure most of you know, $50 at Dominos pizza gets you enough food to buy Ethiopia. I then passed out and found the mountain of food sitting on my porch the next day. I didn’t even remember ordering it and I was so hung over I didn’t feel like trying to save it. The nutty stuff we do when we’re drunker than 10 Russians.
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I once ordered every fried chicken liver KFC had when in college late one way drunk night. My dog and I ate em all. It was boxes full of those gross things, and I was stoned, drunk, and barely alive. Good thing I drove through the drive through, fucking idiot 20 year old Sauce I was.
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Soooo, my purchase just got worse. The ugly face jug I purchased arrived today. Only when I opened box this was shipped instead by mistake.
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It was made by Albert Hodge. Now, I'm not saying he's a white racist potter, but there are reasons I wouldn't want this on my shelf. He also made full figures like this carrying watermelon slices. His facejugs are deemed by many to be some of the best and the Smithsonian has some as well. Anyway, I can't return this fast enough and annoyed that I haven't been contacted back even though it's only been 2 hours lol. It'll get cleared up, I hope.
