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Would you get pegged for a national championship?
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Would you get pegged for a national championship?
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Is this potentially the weirdest thread on any message board? 🤔
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Been there done that song me up for 5
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Yes but it’s the offseason
No one knows what to talk about, so conversation naturally flows to pegging
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I can’t count the amount of times I’ve been in a conversation and it starts slowing down so I bring up pegging
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And lo, in the days of long drought, when the land yielded no trophies and the faithful wandered in the wilderness of mediocrity, a voice arose from the message board, crying out:
Wouldst thou suffer thy person—yea, even thy hinder parts—that the Children of Corn might once more hoist the Crystal of Glory?
And the people were sorely troubled, and they murmured amongst themselves. Some cried, Yea, for the sins of Riley and the follies of Frost, I wouldst bear any burden and endure any shame!
But others rent their garments and cried aloud, Far be it from me to offer up mine hinder quarters for the fleeting prize of this world! For what doth it profit a man if he gain a national title but lose his… well, ye know…
And a prophet stood in the midst of the forum and spake, saying:
Brethren, be not led astray by the temptations of carnal sacrifice. Remember the words of the ancient scribes: ‘Blessed is the fan who endureth many losing seasons yet keepeth his dignity intact.’
For verily I say unto thee, the day shall come when the Huskers shall rise again—not through the yielding of flesh, but through stout defense, a mighty rushing attack, and special teams that knoweth not the folly of shanked punts.
Go forth, then, and cheer in righteousness. Gird thy loins—nay, protect them well—and let no strange wager be thy undoing. And may the Blackshirts smite the enemy without need of thy posterior offering. Amen.
Wouldst thou suffer thy person—yea, even thy hinder parts—that the Children of Corn might once more hoist the Crystal of Glory?
And the people were sorely troubled, and they murmured amongst themselves. Some cried, Yea, for the sins of Riley and the follies of Frost, I wouldst bear any burden and endure any shame!
But others rent their garments and cried aloud, Far be it from me to offer up mine hinder quarters for the fleeting prize of this world! For what doth it profit a man if he gain a national title but lose his… well, ye know…
And a prophet stood in the midst of the forum and spake, saying:
Brethren, be not led astray by the temptations of carnal sacrifice. Remember the words of the ancient scribes: ‘Blessed is the fan who endureth many losing seasons yet keepeth his dignity intact.’
For verily I say unto thee, the day shall come when the Huskers shall rise again—not through the yielding of flesh, but through stout defense, a mighty rushing attack, and special teams that knoweth not the folly of shanked punts.
Go forth, then, and cheer in righteousness. Gird thy loins—nay, protect them well—and let no strange wager be thy undoing. And may the Blackshirts smite the enemy without need of thy posterior offering. Amen.
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Its not gay if its a woman with a strap on.
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You definitely did. Very suspicious.
Maybe I didn't then.
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You should make a poll on X with the each inch is a win.
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But that means that we need a 16-incher to go undefeated and win the playoffs...
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It'd tickle your voicebox from the inside
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why does every thread turn gay
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