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When yore in a heterosexual encounter (sorry, libs!), what's your preferred position?
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Lol when Dwight Schrute was referring to missionary as some weird fetish thing and called it "lady on her back"
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Bottom. I just like laying there.
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WHAT ABOUT WITH A TRANS ANGEL??
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Op posted this while getting pegged
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Can’t believe there’s not an option for “reverse cowgirl with tits in my face”.
tMB just rolled over in its grave.
tMB just rolled over in its grave.
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Kinda gauche for you to reveal your mother's sexual habits this way, tbh.
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Because that’s physically impossible. You are either thinking of cowgirl or I am missing a joke, which is entirely possible.
Nothing wrong with a good ole fashioned pegging
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You're missing the joke. It was an old Main Board thread on "favorite sects positions" and some turnip submitted "reverse cowgirl with tits in my face", not contemplating the absurdity of the position. It became an instant Main Board legend ... well, after 30 pages or so of eviscerating the dude.
It was probably the 2nd best sects thread in tMB's history (IMO), and it's waaaaaay behind the thread where some dude tried to massage his own prostate. I think my abdomen cramped up from laughing so hard that night whilst reading that thread. If I still had tMB access, I'd love to track it down and see it all in it's glory again.
In it's prime, tMB was the wild wild west. Great times.
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Typically I let the old lady be on top. But literally finished a ding moments ago while on top. Pretty damn enjoyable, if I do say so myself.
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Be honest. Were you still inside of her when you reached for your phone to pull up tPB?
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Start in missionary after foreplay, switch to let her ride and get hers then flip her over to doggy to get mine.
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There was a great photoshop pic of "reverse cowgirl tits in face" that I wish I could find from that thread. Good times.
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