So if your wife was a football player, which position does she play?
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So if your wife was a football player, which position does she play?
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Center.
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I’ll go with kicker
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What position is synonymous with butt sex?
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Male cheerleader
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If you're looking for breeding football players this is a good strategy.
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Then my wife isn't one of those.
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Divorced it, butt she liked to play scat back. (Butt stuff)
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I would have said LB when she gave birth to two kids without the aid of an epidural, but listening to her go on and on tonight about bug bites and heartburn I’m inclined to say walk on kicker.
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WR / TE
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Everybody needs a NG once.
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I've banged my way through the entire team, FWIW.
Also have dabbled in some international leagues
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I've never strayed beyond homegrown talent.
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I got me this kicker from China once. Had my eye on an outside LB from Tibet but couldn't get it done....
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