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I have a hot pocket basically every single day for lunch at the office. Is that not good?

 

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The thing that gets me about hot pockets is that no matter what I do, the ends burn the fuck out of my mouth and the middle is freezing cold

 

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Freezing cold, or hot ass fucking lava burning the lips.

 

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Mine tend to be fine but maybe I am just a better Hot Pocket chef than you guys

 

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Is this a sex thing

 

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Pro-Tip - if your microwave has a rotating plate, put as much of the hot pocket as close to the edge as you can. This ensures a thorough warming. The closer the food is to the edge, the more heat it will be exposed to. Works great for pizza too.

 

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Also Gary, you're staring intestinal cancer in the eyes. Brass Balls Gary.

 

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Is this a sex thing

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This is what I expected. What is this literal bullshit, Gar?

 

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Blackshirts_Win_'ships said:

This is what I expected. What is this literal bullshit, Gar?

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How can you be sure we are being literal?

I burnt my mouth on my hot pocket today

 

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I remember having one when I was 12. When you reach your 20s you won't eat them anymore G

 

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Daddy said:

Also Gary, you're staring intestinal cancer in the eyes. Brass Balls Gary.

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I may or may not have had hot pockets for lunch as well...

 

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HuskerGarrett said:

I have a hot pocket basically every single day for lunch at the office. Is that not good?

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Are you 12?

 

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Lol, what are you, like 9?

I usually have a Lunchable with an EctoCooler.

 

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HCFord1 said:

I may or may not have had hot pockets for lunch as well...

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What flavor

 

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I had a ham and chee a month or so ago... mafaka definitely wasn't as good as I remember.

 

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What flavor

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Pepperoni pizza. Duh.

 

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They're high in sodium. You'll die of a sodium overdose. GBR

 

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Pepperoni pizza. Duh.

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I went through a depression phase, when I got sent home from teaching due to Covid, where I lived in frozen burritos and chimichangas. Things cook pretty well in an air fryer fwiw.