I’m sure the boys at Los Pollos Hermanos will flip one of the TVs for you. There might even be a Husker fan or two at Sandpiper Crossing, provided JAG isn’t on and you can get the big TV

I…. I am going to go swan dive off the capitol building if anyone wants to join me.

Deab does NOT work hard. At least not harder than anyone else in the daily media scrum. He is an absolute nutsack who hopped on a golden ticket and rode the work of other people to get there. Make no mistake, there is not a lazier bum in Nebraska media.

Seems deeply closeted but otherwise pretty neat

Fucking pussy

I hope Turd gets ass cancer and has to have his pooper opened up and misses both games

Guys, we need some good news in the form of a tournament win, so I will do you all the service of not believing in us, saying we suck, and telling you all that if you believe in this team, you’re probably one of them gays. This is the only way good things can happen.

How did Indiana’s corch think the refs were fucking HIS team?

If this score holds my only plan is to lather up and be good to myself

Tongue in butt cheek maybe

Well there is no more useless media member than Sparkle Glove Dean

I think I’d rather fuck a blender

My friend told me about it but totally not after gay sex. I’m not gay. I’m deeply closeted

He’s not pregnant. He was just seen hanging out around Tracey Morgan at the Walmart on 27th and Superior. So at best he is LIKELY pregnant

I ain’t a Chiefs fan, but them boys can suck whatever they want and watch themselves in the reflection of three recent Lombardi trophies