NSFW Catholics - What’s the deal with them?!

[God is a Husker]

I was raised a Catholic (kind of, no one in my family really cares about religion), but the German in me has considered switching over to the Protestant side.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

What’s your M.O here Tone?

Did you get a burrito this weekend? It's as good of a thread as any to get that question asked.

 

[Ext. 55]

This thread blows.

Tasteless pedo joke above is just a bonus.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Did you get a burrito this weekend? It's as good of a thread as any to get that question asked.

No I wish

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Tony and I are both right-wing, but he started trolling Catholics, but I'm a Catholic, so I called him a libtard and pointed out that public schools are filled with pedophiles, which he probably agrees with, and he didn't know how to react to that so it basically short circuited his brain and derailed his trolling attempt

Short Circuit - great movie

 

[turek420845]

 

[Kaladin]

Short Circuit - great movie

I haven’t watched that forever

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

I haven’t watched that forever

Johnny #5

 

[jw3]

What makes them think they are better than everyone else? Is it the confession? Is it the cover up of hundreds/thousands of years of boy rape/sexual assaults? Is it the uber boring/weird mass services/weddings/funerals? I mean what is the deal

the boring and weird services thing is so true, how can anyone willingly sit through that shit on a weekly basis? I absolutely dread the one time every 5 years I have to go to a Catholic mass

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

What an odd fucking thread.

big tone woke up yesterday and chose violence.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

the boring and weird services thing is so true, how can anyone willingly sit through that shit on a weekly basis? I absolutely dread the one time every 5 years I have to go to a Catholic mass

Because it's a mortal sin to skip it.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

As long as you confess to the priest you were thinking about banging your Neigbor lady before you die.

My neighbor lady’s husband travels frequently for work and she rarely wears a bra…

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

the boring and weird services thing is so true, how can anyone willingly sit through that shit on a weekly basis? I absolutely dread the one time every 5 years I have to go to a Catholic mass

Brutal and weird

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

My neighbor lady’s husband travels frequently for work and she rarely wears a bra…

Tell us more about this gal. You give her your number yet?

@lee_carvallo_12

 

[God is a Husker]

 

[Huskerbuck85]

What makes them think they are better than everyone else? Is it the confession? Is it the cover up of hundreds/thousands of years of boy rape/sexual assaults? Is it the uber boring/weird mass services/weddings/funerals? I mean what is the deal

Man this may be the only post you’ve ever made that I’ll take your side in. Congrats to you.

 

[God is a Husker]

 

[Daddy]

Let the pedo kid diddler in charge of the congregation decide if a man and woman are a good fit for marriage. That's why I laugh at the catholic church. The person making the decision has zero fucking experience in marriage or children.

Born and raised catholic, stopped going because of common sense.

This is where I'm at. My parents are still super fucking catholic, my grandpa was a deacon, mom runs one of the biggest catholic charity organizations in Omaha, none of their 4 kids practice catholicism at all and none of their grandchildren are baptized. They both still try to talk us back into going to mass and stuff like that and it absolutely kills my mom especially. The conversations last about 5 minutes before we'll bring up ridiculous shit the catholic church does or stands for and they get upset. It's tough. I hate it.

 

[Daddy]

I'm sorry that non catholics can't go to heaven. Must be horrible for those people.

Mom believes this to be 100% true and is terrified that her and my dad will not see their kids or grandkids in the afterlife because we aren't practicing catholics. It has taken years off her life.

 

[Jim14510]

Mom believes this to be 100% true and is terrified that her and my dad will not see their kids or grandkids in the afterlife because we aren't practicing catholics. It has taken years off her life.

Yutan is a Lutheran town. My dad would make comments around my Lutheran friends like..."Don't you wish God went to your church?" Looking back it was pretty funny but at the time i was horrified.