2025-26 #PortalSZN Thread

[Fargo Husker]

If my liver can survive the Martinez brothers, it can survive Tony Calandrea

I just texted my buddies that I can ride with A-Magic: Part Deux

If we’re gonna be bad, we might as well be fun.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I just texted my buddies that I can ride with A-Magic: Part Deux

If we’re gonna be bad, we might as well be fun.

Print the shirts

 

[HughJanus]

WE ARE SO BACK

 

[ChocaEgg]

WE ARE SO BACK

 

[Baron Winnebago]

This ain't a Scramble-y Boi


It's a Scramble-y MAN

 

[NCsker]

Well, that’s 6, I guess we are done.

 

[vailhusker]

 

[LoudHogRider]

Soooo … we’re at our theoretical limit and haven’t addressed the D-Line deficiencies. Sumbitch.

 

[NCsker]

I just texted my buddies that I can ride with A-Magic: Part Deux

If we’re gonna be bad, we might as well be fun.

Does anyone else kinda get a less polished Baker Mayfield vibe with him?

 

[Carm]

Soooo … we’re at our theoretical limit and haven’t addressed the D-Line deficiencies. Sumbitch.

don't worry - Limit appears to be MUCH higher than we thought.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Thank goddon't worry - Limit appears to be MUCH higher than we thought.

 

[Kazman5k]

I just texted my buddies that I can ride with A-Magic: Part Deux

If we’re gonna be bad, we might as well be fun.

As much fun as it was watching Dylan game manage us to a .500 record, it’s time to let a gunslinger rip

 

[biscuitgaze01]

don't worry - Limit appears to be MUCH higher than we thought.

What’s the limit we’re working with if you’re aware?

If you can’t share I guess I understand but never been a fan of this style of vague posting whether you’re doing it intentionally or not.

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Kazman5k]

We don’t stand a chance against special teams guru scrote

 

[HCFord1]

don't worry - Limit appears to be MUCH higher than we thought.

 

[Ext. 55]

That’s the spirit. Just drink our way through next season.

Wait...we weren't already doing that???? Didn't get that memo!

 

[Steveweiser316]

Once upon a time there was a man named Taylor Martinez...

Did you forget about his hermano A-Magic?

 

[maoskers11]

Does anyone else kinda get a less polished Baker Mayfield vibe with him?

He’s our Johnny Manziel lite🙏🏻

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Did you forget about his hermano A-Magic?

Legend has it that their dad got their mom pregnant while wearing a condom and that's why every great thing they did was immediately ruined