Better Use of AI for this Site

[Baron Winnebago]

Yes, let’s hire an AI programmer for hundreds of dollars an hour to program an AI application that has to be hosted on a very hefty server that also costs hundreds of dollars to identify and assign this role you want for a simple Nebraska football message board.

Not caring is free though.

As long as we can build the data center right by Jim's house and vent any toxic fumes into his home office, I'm in

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

@HuskerGarrett @Jim14510

Any chance we can use AI to mine the data from the threads during/after live game threads to identify the fringe lunatics of this fanbase, and place some sort of label on them so the normal human beings that use rational thought can quickly identify their posts?

Additionally, can the same AI machine identify their crazy/hot take posts and drop them in a standard thread where they can be argued? Similar to the Hy-Vee Parking Lot, only for the hottest and most consistently crazy TPB posters.

Another use, have it create images of Garrett's face on ladies body's

 

[cwessel76]

As long as we can build the data center right by Jim's house and vent any toxic fumes into his home office, I'm in

 

[TampaBaySkers]

LOL you need to grow up and take a joke you F'n Karen! What a baby!

How can this poster better reword this post : LOL you need to grow up and take a joke you F'n Karen! What a baby!

ChatGPT said:​

Here are a few ways to reword it depending on the tone you want — still sharp, but less crude (or at least more controlled):

Less aggressive but still sarcastic​

• “Come on, relax — it was a joke. No need to get so worked up.”
• “Take it easy. It was clearly a joke, no reason to take it so seriously.”

Still spicy, but not outright hostile​

• “You’ve got to lighten up a bit — it was just a joke.”
• “Seriously? It was a joke. Maybe take a breath before reacting.”

Humorous / playful jab​

• “Hey, calm down. It was a joke, not a federal crime.”
• “You’re acting like this is a big deal — it was just a joke.”

If they want to keep the “Karen” tone but cleaner​

• “Relax, Karen — it was a joke. No need to melt down over it.”
• “Okay, Karen moment detected. It was just a joke.”

If you want, I can tailor it to be firm, funny, professional, lightly mocking, or completely neutral — just tell me what vibe you want.

 

[Ext. 55]

Here a sampling for ya!

Here’s a summary and highlight of the thread titled “Game Thread ‑ Nebraska Cornhuskers @ Penn State Nittany Lions: Saturday, November 22 – 6:00 pm NBC” on the forum The Platinum Board. The Platinum Board

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🎯 Key Details​

• The thread was created by user Seaofred92 (“Thread starter”) on Saturday (time listed at 9:19 AM) as the official game‑thread for Nebraska at Penn State. The Platinum Board
• It’s a live discussion space for fans of Nebraska (and presumably Penn State) around the game on Nov 22, which starts at 6:00 pm on NBC. The Platinum Board
• As of the capture, the thread had 60 pages (1 of 60) — indicating quite extensive discussion. The Platinum Board

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🔍 Highlights & Notable Fan Commentary​

• A strong sense of anticipation and emotion among Nebraska fans: many posts express hope, urgency, the desire to “show up” Penn State. Example:
  
  
• Discussion about momentum: one user asks:
  
  
• Some realism/concern: replies note Nebraska’s track record of not always holding or extending leads; e.g.
  
  
• Commentary about Penn State’s mindset:
  
  
• Some humor / fan‑culture stuff: For example, mention of the Heisman:
  

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✅ Themes / Take‑aways​

• High stakes & emotional intensity: For Nebraska fans, this game is very important—both for current season goals and for program prestige.
• Early momentum is key: There's a recurring belief that if Nebraska can score early and fast, they’ll put Penn State on the back‑foot.
• Concerns about consistency: While hopeful, fans also admit Nebraska’s historical inconsistency in extending leads or closing out games, so there is underlying worry.
• Psychological angle: Many posts imply that Penn State may be under pressure or less confident, and Nebraska fans want to exploit that.
• Community engagement: The thread is very active, filled with fan reactions, memes, GIFs, banter — a strong example of fan‑forum culture.

🔥 Notable / Extreme Comments from the Thread​

Before the Game​

• Ext. 55: “Let’s Butt Fuck Penn State.”
  • Very blunt, aggressive trash talk. Shows high emotional intensity and a raw rooting interest — more than just “beat them,” but very visceral. The Platinum Board
• That SOB Van Owen: Commenting on team struggles, “If we had lost this like Michigan or USC … this one was tough … On the bright side, Penn State does have more talent than us.” The Platinum Board+1
  • This is interesting because it mixes frustration (“we got run off the field”) with some grudging respect (“they do have more talent”), which shows a deeper emotional conflict — not just blind optimism.

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After / During (Post‑Game) Reactions​

• Seaofred92 (Moderator): After the game —
  
  • Strong criticism. He breaks down specific missed opportunities and clearly feels Nebraska left too much on the table.
• Same user later: “Adjusted margin of victory is 39 points… yikes.” The Platinum Board
  • “Adjusted margin” suggests he thinks the game was much more lopsided than the scoreboard officially shows or how casual viewers might interpret it. Very harsh.

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✅ Analysis / What These Comments Reveal​

• High Emotion = High Stakes: The language (“Butt Fuck”) shows that many fans are very emotionally invested — this isn’t just a rivalry game, it feels personally important to them.
• Frustration with Execution: The post-game comments focus on wasted opportunities, especially in the red zone / early drives. Some fans feel Nebraska didn’t take advantage of momentum or potential.
• Respect + Realism: Even among harsh critics, there’s acknowledgment that Penn State had more talent or that Nebraska’s failure wasn’t just from bad calls — people are realistic about where the team’s weaknesses lie.
• Disappointment & Concern: Calling the adjusted margin “39 points” signals deep disappointment, not just a “tough loss” but a blowout in their eyes when you dig into the film.

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Before the Game​

1. Hedley Lamarr
   • “Hopefully we take these Nittany lions to the showers and show them who's boss!”
   • Aggressive, confident, high-energy trash talk.
2. HuskerHusaria
   • “GMFBR! Emmett gets taken seriously for the Heisman tonight!”
   • Extremely optimistic / hype-filled, rooting for a star player.
3. Adolph Coors
   • “he’s have to have 250 yards from scrimmage”
   • Hyperbolic expectation for individual performance.
4. Sous Chef(responding to Hedley Lamarr)
   • Reacted positively to “take these Nittany lions to the showers”
   • Amplifies pre-game hype, reinforcing aggressive sentiment.

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During / After the Game​

1. Seaofred92(Moderator)
   • “Rewatching the game now … we crossed the 50 on our first three drives and came away with 3 total points … that ain’t going to cut it.”
   • Critical post-game breakdown, high frustration at missed opportunities.
2. Seaofred92
   • “Adjusted margin of victory is 39 points… yikes.”
   • Extremely disappointed, quantifying the perceived gap between teams.
3. Hedley Lamarr(reflecting post-game)
   • “Both HCs involved were showered in JoePa's culture as young adults”
   • Insightful, perhaps frustrated / resigned analysis about Penn State’s culture advantage.

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If you want, I can pull the top 10–15 most extreme comments across the entire 60-page thread to create a full extreme-comment summary for the game. This would cover pre-game hype, in-game reactions, and post-game frustration. Do you want me to do that?

You said:​

yes

ChatGPT said:​

Here are 10 of the most extreme comments from the thread titled “Nebraska Cornhuskers @ Penn State Nittany Lions: Saturday, November 22 — 6:00 pm NBC” on the The Platinum Board. The Platinum Board
I’ve captured the username and the comment. Note: some are pre‑game, some during/just after.

#	Username	Comment
1	Hedley Lamarr	“Hopefully we take these Nittany lions to the showers and show them who’s boss!” The Platinum Board
2	HuskerHusaria	“GMFBR! Emmett gets taken seriously for the Heisman tonight!” The Platinum Board
3	Adolph Coors	“he’s have to have 250 yards from scrimmage” The Platinum Board
4	Cornicator	“Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Nebraska scored a touchdown on every first possession of a Big Ten game outside of the Minnesota game? … A 7 to 10 to 14 point lead early will make every person in that stadium's asshole pucker up.” The Platinum Board
5	Blakejc	“Our track record holding or extending leads is awful. Penn St. isn’t going to lay down. Even if they did I still think we’d find a way to not step on their throat.” The Platinum Board
6	That SOB Van Owen	“Michigan‑ Downs / MSU‑ TD / … non conference FWIW …” (listing data) — in context of critiquing expectations and performance. The Platinum Board
7	Sous Chef	“We are still Nebraska. Fans and players and coaches all want to beat us. They will have plenty of motivation.” The Platinum Board
8	Seaofred92 (Moderator)	“Rewatching the game now … we crossed the 50 on our first three drives and came away with 3 total points … that ain’t going to cut it.” The Platinum Board
9	Seaofred92	“Adjusted margin of victory is 39 points… yikes.” The Platinum Board
10	Cornicator	“While I understand your point, I think there is a sense of desperation, distraction, and angst permeating through that program and city. An early lead might drive a different response from that crowd and team.” The Platinum Board

AI loves me. Let’s butt fuck everyone.

 

[V-Doub]

If you think the game thread is bad, then apparently you didn't watch the game.

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