What the B1G is Saying? (Zips Edition)

[2010sarenevercomingback]

We’ve barely played Michigan and when we have they’ve whacked us. The hate seems extreme. They are nasty people

I'm assuming still butthurt over '97 & the coaches not gifting them a fraudulent title like the media did.

 

[HCFord1]

This thread just reminds me how much I hate the entire B1G. And lol at Minnesota fans talking about Nebraska looking bad after how they looked against Buffalo.

As a Minnesota alum, I hope we beat the ever-living shit out of them this year.

 

[Kaladin]

As a Minnesota alum

 

[Baron Winnebago]

As a Minnesota alum, I hope we beat the ever-living shit out of them this year.

I thought you played baseball at some SLAC out east?

 

[HCFord1]

I thought you played baseball at some SLAC out east?

I did. MBA from Minnesota.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I did. MBA from Minnesota.

Wow. Went back to school to be a goofer. #clownshit

 

[HCFord1]

Wow. Went back to school to be a goofer. #clownshit

How was I supposed to learn how to be a consultant without going to two year’s worth of happy hours?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

How was I supposed to learn how to be a consultant without going to two year’s worth of happy hours?

Sir, that's called networking

 

[Kazman5k]

Zips is a lowkey kind of racist mascot

 

[Black Dean]

Sir, that's called networking

Exactly! @Mr.Bojangles needs to stop giving me shit

 

[Mr.Bojangles]

Exactly! @Mr.Bojangles needs to stop giving me shit

Working

 

[Pepe Silvia]

We might need a KSU update

 

[ChocaEgg]

We might need a KSU update

I just want to see the QBs dad fighting his children some more

 

[Pepe Silvia]

From the Cockeye board:

"Cockeye football is dead, A lifeless dead body. hang it up Kirk"
"Let him get his overrated record and let's move on"
"He's a fraud. If we played Dowling we'd win by 3 and he'd brag about not getting burned by any deep passes. Biggest p*ssy on the planet. Please give us a coach who doesn't coach scared the entire season."
"At some point, you have to swallow a season for change.
If we’re honest, will be an ice cold 3 year window at minimum, if not more, to gain traction again after that."
"SIAP - Cockeye has thrown for less than 100 yards NINETEEN TIMES, since the last time we threw for 300. Kirk should be embarrassed. Total joke of an offensive coach."
"Well....we can't develop good quarterbacks, but at least we can't buy them either."
"I'm not hating on anyone here, but how can any Cockeye fan contribute to this NIL if they're going to continually piss away money on damaged goods at QB or guys that just aren't good. It's insane to me. Cockeye State plays in the big 12 and doesn't have issues at QB ever yet Cockeye is a laughingstock."

and from the "Name KF's replacement" thread:
"Go with someone young and bright offense mind like a Declan Doyle of the bears. Has worked under Sean Payton and now Ben Johnson. An Cockeye kid that knows the program." (his dad was the strength coach who was fired a few years ago)
"Pat Fitzgerald"
"Why do we do this to ourselves every year. Kirk is the coach and will be till he dies or we die, whichever comes first"
"A lawn chair. It’s cheaper and can call the same game. Just put a sign that reads Run, Run, Pass and there you go."
"If we replace Ferentz with Fitz I will just stop watching football altogether."
"I think it's pretty clear that Seth Wallace is the heir apparent." (I had to google him, he's the current Cockeye assistant HC

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[vailhusker]

From the Cockeye board:

"Cockeye football is dead, A lifeless dead body. hang it up Kirk"
"Let him get his overrated record and let's move on"
"He's a fraud. If we played Dowling we'd win by 3 and he'd brag about not getting burned by any deep passes. Biggest p*ssy on the planet. Please give us a coach who doesn't coach scared the entire season."
"At some point, you have to swallow a season for change.
If we’re honest, will be an ice cold 3 year window at minimum, if not more, to gain traction again after that."
"SIAP - Cockeye has thrown for less than 100 yards NINETEEN TIMES, since the last time we threw for 300. Kirk should be embarrassed. Total joke of an offensive coach."
"Well....we can't develop good quarterbacks, but at least we can't buy them either."
"I'm not hating on anyone here, but how can any Cockeye fan contribute to this NIL if they're going to continually piss away money on damaged goods at QB or guys that just aren't good. It's insane to me. Cockeye State plays in the big 12 and doesn't have issues at QB ever yet Cockeye is a laughingstock."

and from the "Name KF's replacement" thread:
"Go with someone young and bright offense mind like a Declan Doyle of the bears. Has worked under Sean Payton and now Ben Johnson. An Cockeye kid that knows the program." (his dad was the strength coach who was fired a few years ago)
"Pat Fitzgerald"
"Why do we do this to ourselves every year. Kirk is the coach and will be till he dies or we die, whichever comes first"
"A lawn chair. It’s cheaper and can call the same game. Just put a sign that reads Run, Run, Pass and there you go."
"If we replace Ferentz with Fitz I will just stop watching football altogether."
"I think it's pretty clear that Seth Wallace is the heir apparent." (I had to google him, he's the current Cockeye assistant HC

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[TampaBaySkers]

From the Cockeye board:

"Cockeye football is dead, A lifeless dead body. hang it up Kirk"
"Let him get his overrated record and let's move on"
"He's a fraud. If we played Dowling we'd win by 3 and he'd brag about not getting burned by any deep passes. Biggest p*ssy on the planet. Please give us a coach who doesn't coach scared the entire season."
"At some point, you have to swallow a season for change.
If we’re honest, will be an ice cold 3 year window at minimum, if not more, to gain traction again after that."
"SIAP - Cockeye has thrown for less than 100 yards NINETEEN TIMES, since the last time we threw for 300. Kirk should be embarrassed. Total joke of an offensive coach."
"Well....we can't develop good quarterbacks, but at least we can't buy them either."
"I'm not hating on anyone here, but how can any Cockeye fan contribute to this NIL if they're going to continually piss away money on damaged goods at QB or guys that just aren't good. It's insane to me. Cockeye State plays in the big 12 and doesn't have issues at QB ever yet Cockeye is a laughingstock."

and from the "Name KF's replacement" thread:
"Go with someone young and bright offense mind like a Declan Doyle of the bears. Has worked under Sean Payton and now Ben Johnson. An Cockeye kid that knows the program." (his dad was the strength coach who was fired a few years ago)
"Pat Fitzgerald"
"Why do we do this to ourselves every year. Kirk is the coach and will be till he dies or we die, whichever comes first"
"A lawn chair. It’s cheaper and can call the same game. Just put a sign that reads Run, Run, Pass and there you go."
"If we replace Ferentz with Fitz I will just stop watching football altogether."
"I think it's pretty clear that Seth Wallace is the heir apparent." (I had to google him, he's the current Cockeye assistant HC

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Cockeye would be dumb to run their coach outta town. This is their identity and they win a lot games this way.