42-10 Huskers
* Dylan throws a pick six first drive. Rocco pulls him aside, grabs his nuts and says “I didn’t come here for this fucking shit! Get it together kid!” Husker Nation implodes, and the vibration is felt across the midwest like an earthquake. CNN blames it on climate change.
* Marshall takes the kick off to the house…Husker Nation erupts, and completely forgets about Dylan’s pick six, and chants “We’re Back, We’re Back!”.
* The rest of the game seems very scripted, and the offense methodically moves up and down the field, moving the ball at will. Holgerson shows little, only using about 10 plays, and is labeled a genius by the commentators. Dylan is the leader in the Heisman race by the end of the third quarter. What pick six?
* The defense is solid!
* Special teams makes no bone-headed plays.
* Archie doesn’t even punt because Rhule goes for every 4th down, and wants to save the kid as long as possible!
* Pritchett breaks the all-time single game pancake record, and celebrates by hot boxing back in his apartment, and gets booted.
* Rhule says “No comment, we’re focused on Akron.”.
GBR