@SarasotaHusker makes an appearance on Inside Nebraska

[Bootleg11]

Wasn’t he the one with the pic of him and the hooters girls?

 

[nscottie]

Wasn’t he the one with the pic of him and the hooters girls?

And also LSU cheerleaders

 

[Jim14510]

He also owned greyhounds, dated Hoda Kotb, was a name dropper and referred to himself as the "tard in stone pants".

His greyhounds make more money than @HuskerGarrett

 

[HuskerGarrett]

His greyhounds make more money than @HuskerGarrett

Don’t remind me

 

[BIGSTICK67]

And also LSU cheerleaders

Yes, I remember that LMAO.

 

[bbenson67]

Sarasota was a big talker who knew people that owned plantations down south - allegedly. As far as I know, he's likely still a shit talker. He may have also claimed to live on a plantation IIRC.

He also owned greyhounds, dated Hoda Kotb, was a name dropper and referred to himself as the "tard in stone pants".

He was a pot stirrer - the good kind of pot stirrer.

He was also a great story teller, true or not, and there were many very entertaining threads as a result. The one that comes to mind was when he enlisted the help of RSS to rid his kitchen of a mouse. I was in tears I was laughing so hard.

 

[BIGSTICK67]

He was also a great story teller, true or not, and there were many very entertaining threads as a result. The one that comes to mind was when he enlisted the help of RSS to rid his kitchen of a mouse. I was in tears I was laughing so hard.

Sounds like we need him on TPB....or not @HuskerGarrett

Do you want a member whose dogs earn more than you?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Sounds like we need him on TPB....or not @HuskerGarrett

Do you want a member whose dogs earn more than you?

I don’t remember what I said to set him off so much that day 😆

 

[HuskerGarrett]

He was also a great story teller, true or not, and there were many very entertaining threads as a result. The one that comes to mind was when he enlisted the help of RSS to rid his kitchen of a mouse. I was in tears I was laughing so hard.

I vaguely remember a story about him fighting a speeding ticket down south somewhere. I remember dying laughing but that’s about it

 

[HuskerGarrett]

 

[BradWesley]

I remember a story that included pics of his neighbors in Florida who did Meth, completely trashed their house and the neighborhood and ran around naked.

😂

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Also don’t forget that he was a big TV star and dated Hoda Kotb

 

[Interloper]

Also don’t forget that he was a big TV star and dated Hoda Kotb

Yeah I wouldn't exactly beat my chest about that, Hoda is a borderline mutt.

 

[Dr.DrakeRamoray]

Man is an expert level troll, amazing he’s kept it up all these years

 

[HuskerHusaria]

I thought he died a long time ago...

 

[BIGSTICK67]

I remember a story that included pics of his neighbors in Florida who did Meth, completely trashed their house and the neighborhood and ran around naked.

😂

I remember the meth story. Ha ha!

I only remember the dog story after Garrett mentioned it. I remember the Hoda Kotb mention because like @Interloper said...she is a mutt and was shocked he claimed association. That was probably part of his troll game - no shame whatsoever.

 

[nscottie]

He was definitely entertaining. Sometimes I thought he had inside information, but never quite sure.

Sometimes of his stories were definitely questionable.

 

[nja13]

IIRC he does deals setting up casinos down south. Loved to tell stories of his business dealings.

He has some connection with LSU. Maybe even went there.

King of the B and C list name dropping.

He did buy a plantation house, or was at least looking at it. I remember him posting pictures of it.

His sig pict was him and some cheerleaders (LSU?) with “I’m the tard in the stone pants” written as if we couldn’t tell.

He was the one who posted the “where are they now” threads (or was that LouisianaHusker? I sometimes get them confused) where he would look at the top X ranked running backs (or any position) from a particular recruiting class and tell us how they turned out. They were always interesting lists. That would be a lot more work these days with all the transfers.

Also seems to have his own set of emojis that he uses frequently. The one in the quote above punching himself in the nuts is one. The dancing banana is another. As is Chris Hansen peaking in.

 

[bbenson67]

IIRC he does deals setting up casinos down south. Loved to tell stories of his business dealings.

He has some connection with LSU. Maybe even went there.

King of the B and C list name dropping.

He did buy a plantation house, or was at least looking at it. I remember him posting pictures of it.

His sig pict was him and some cheerleaders (LSU?) with “I’m the tard in the stone pants” written as if we couldn’t tell.

He was the one who posted the “where are they now” threads (or was that LouisianaHusker? I something get them confused) where he would look at the top X ranked running backs (or any position) from a particular recruiting class and tell us how they turned out. They were always interesting lists. That would be a lot more work these days with all the transfers.

Also seems to have his own set of emojis that he uses frequently. The one in the quote above punching himself in the nuts is one. The dancing banana is another. As is Chris Hansen peaking in.

The plantation house thread was great. He had some kind of small stone structure at the front of his circle driveway and he asked for suggestions as to what it was. I don't recall ever finding out. I do remember those where are they now threads and being impressed by his research.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

When he started a new job working for the “snaggleteefs” and went to RSS to hire some “sales tards”