Uhhh...are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room (Colorado game)?

[Mavsker]

The fact that there is literal bubonic plague Black Death in Colorado?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/07/09/human-plague-treatment-symptoms-bubonic/

Are we really about to play this game against actual plague rats? My northern European ancestors paid dearly with their blood for herd immunity against this plague, only for nasty Colorado hippies to bring it all back again through their deplorable and unsanitary living conditions. Unreal.

I say we give Colorado an ultimatum: they must clean up their DISGUSTING state...only then will we consider allowing them into ours (and only after thorough swabbing).

 

[Kaladin]

disgusting

God I hate that fuckin' program

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Deion probably brought it in on his disgusting, infected foot.

 

[vailhusker]

Yes it's terrible roving bands of plague infected rats and squirrels. Whatever you do don't visit or move to Colorado it's terrible here, tell your friends.

 

[Jim14510]

Yes it's terrible roving bands of plague infected rats and squirrels. Whatever you do don't visit or move to Colorado it's terrible here, tell your friends.

Also I get bad allergies there. Don't get them here in the great state of Nebraska. Proof that it's a dirty dirty state.

 

[vailhusker]

Also I get bad allergies there. Don't get them here in the great state of Nebraska. Proof that it's a dirty dirty state.

Yes, yes another good point our air is terrible like I said make sure you tell your friends and family.

 

[Kaladin]

Yes, yes another good point our air is terrible like I said make sure you tell your friends and family.

my family just moved from there to florida. they left because of how gross it is there

 

[vailhusker]

my family just moved from there to florida. they left because of how gross it is there

Good, good I'm glad they were able to make it to somewhere safe and clean like Florida.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Yes, yes another good point our air is terrible like I said make sure you tell your friends and family.

I'm moving to Westcliffe with a fleet of tractors, and Imma flatten the mountains and plant corn.

 

[Havoc34]

Alt unis for the Colorado game

 

[vailhusker]

I'm moving to Westcliffe with a fleet of tractors, and Imma flatten the mountains and plant corn.

Let's not get carried away there's plenty of flatland out there you just need to point your tractors toward Kansas. Or keep driving to Olathe the locals think they have good sweet corn there.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Please get vaccinated and wear a mask if you feel sick

 

[LoudHogRider]

Let's not get carried away there's plenty of flatland out there you just need to point your tractors toward Kansas. Or keep driving to Olathe the locals think they have good sweet corn there.

Actually, the valley between the Sangre de Christo's and the Wet Mountains is very flat. Settled by the Amish 150 years ago, and home to a LOT of cattle ranches and horse hobby farms. Not enough rain for seed crop farmin', tho.

My final wishes are to have my ashes scattered within view of the Sangre's. I think it's the most beautiful place on earth.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Actually, the valley between the Sangre de Christo's and the Wet Mountains is very flat. Settled by the Amish 150 years ago, and home to a LOT of cattle ranches and horse hobby farms. Not enough rain for seed crop farmin', tho.

My final wishes are to have my ashes scattered within view of the Sangre's. I think it's the most beautiful place on earth.

Best I can do is scatter Jim's ashes in a dumpster. Take it or leave it

 

[Herbie]

Colorado; gays and plagues

 

[Napkins]

That’s a tough way for people to find out you were fucking prairie dogs

 

[vailhusker]

Actually, the valley between the Sangre de Christo's and the Wet Mountains is very flat. Settled by the Amish 150 years ago, and home to a LOT of cattle ranches and horse hobby farms. Not enough rain for seed crop farmin', tho.

My final wishes are to have my ashes scattered within view of the Sangre's. I think it's the most beautiful place on earth.

Looks like a really nice area. I've been on the other sides of those two mountains ranges but never in that area.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Best I can do is scatter Jim's ashes in a dumpster. Take it or leave it

 

[Jim14510]

Best I can do is scatter Jim's ashes in a dumpster. Take it or leave it

My wife asks me all the time what I want her to do when I die. Since "I don't care" is apparently the wrong answer I'll give her this idea.

 

[Toe]

Plague is actually pretty easy to treat with modern antibiotics. 🤷‍♂️