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I'd rather watch grasshoppers fuck...

Strong approach: Honey, if I have to go to this thing, I'm not going to give you any sex for the rest of the summer. Done, no more. Once she hears that, she completely folds and allows you to stay home.

Bold times require bold moves.
 
I do like watching strangers eat pie....


Pie Face GIF by Beastie Boys
 
Has anyone ever seen grasshoppers fuck?
 
My wife wants me to go to the Ralston parade. Not sure if it is tonight or tomorrow but how do I get out of it...

Give me some ideas boys....
Man up, bring some alcohol (stealth if you have to) and make fun of everyone there like the rest of us do.
 
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