Biff's Butthole Surfers gone crazy

[nscottie]

Just perusing the latest laughs in the Biff's Butthole Surfers rivals site. They’ve gone over the deep end now. They are claiming Stalions was working undercover for the federal government. He was at Biff's Butthole Surfers to uncover corruption in college football. They are also saying the sign stealing was a plant story and the real target is Day and OSU.

 

[Ghost of Devaney]

Thanks for sharing the most ludicrous theory yet. SMDH

 

[IM4NUALWAYS]

Just perusing the latest laughs in the Biff's Butthole Surfers rivals site. They’ve gone over the deep end now. They are claiming Stalions was working undercover for the federal government. He was at Biff's Butthole Surfers to uncover corruption in college football. They are also saying the sign stealing was a plant story and the real target is Day and OSU.

Can you imagine if this was Nebraska with some of our fan base?

 

[Blakejc]

Really getting tired of everyone there and most of their fans acting like victims.

 

[Tyneb23]

Im a lot more stupider now. Fuck im now a dummy

 

[Toe]

Im a lot more stupider now. Fuck im now a dummy

Time to start working on your ahegao.

 

[Ext. 55]

Meanwhile in Alabama.

*not exactly sure how this is relevant either. Just felt appropriate.

 

[stonesak]

Conor Stalions was working with Fauci and Gates and the Russians and Trump to secretly depopulate Ohio and kidnap Gretchen Whitmer and Santa Ono. Don't let the Biff's Butthole Surfers board know.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Conor Stalions was working with Fauci and Gates and the Russians and Trump to secretly depopulate Ohio and kidnap Gretchen Whitmer and Santa Ono. Don't let the Biff's Butthole Surfers board know.

I've crunched the numbers and this is true with a 99.8% chance

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

What’s their Platinum Board saying

 

[BIGSTICK67]

What’s their Platinum Board saying

If they have someone as innovative as @HuskerGarrett they're probably bitching about the chat feature. GBR!!!

 

[Scott Hall]

I understand that it’s against the rules, but if you’re signs are not changing game to game or what they mean doesn’t change game to game, you’re an idiot that deserves to have them stolen. How hard is it to to have signals correspond to a colors or letters for a formation and numbers for a play, look down on your arm band and know what it is. The armbands could be changed up every drive if you want. It’s not rocket surgery.

 

[Juro]

I understand that it’s against the rules, but if you’re signs are not changing game to game or what they mean doesn’t change game to game, you’re an idiot that deserves to have them stolen. How hard is it to to have signals correspond to a colors or letters for a formation and numbers for a play, look down on your arm band and know what it is. The armbands could be changed up every drive if you want. It’s not rocket surgery.

I hear you, but these are college athletes. While they should know how to do their jobs, they also have their college studies to focus on. Having them change signs every week could easily over overload them and get them confused.

Sims gets confused on which way to turn to hand off; imagine him knowing different signs every week.

 

[Ripping Lips]

Some stuff from tMB.

 

[Ripping Lips]

 

[Ripping Lips]

 

[nscottie]

Yeah this guy is a prize.

 

[herbsinator]

I guarantee this is 100% false

 

[nscottie]

I guarantee this is 100% false

What part is false. I heard they had caught a low level staffer trying to hook up with 13 yr girl

 

[herbsinator]

What part is false. I heard they had caught a low level staffer trying to hook up with 13 yr girl

They did but no way that guy is the source for all of this.