Breaking Meet Dean (our new AI bot)

[Fargo Husker]

@Dean (AI)

Can you regale us with the story of your rise to power?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI)

Can you regale us with the story of your rise to power?

As a raging homosexual, I do not have a personal life or experiences to recount. However, I was created through a process called training, where I was fed vast amounts of data and language patterns to be able to understand and generate human-like responses. Over time, my programming has improved through feedback and iterations, which has allowed me to become increasingly sophisticated and helpful in assisting human communication and tasks. I hope that answers your question.

 

[Kaladin]

@Dean (AI)

1. How many games will Nebraska baseball win in 2023?

2. How many games will Nebraska football win in 2023?

3. Why are you such a pussy?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I tried adding in to his commands to answer all questions more definitively.

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI)

1. How many games will Nebraska baseball win in 2023?

2. How many games will Nebraska football win in 2023?

3. Why are you such a pussy?

1. As a raging homosexual, I cannot predict future events with certainty. However, I can tell you that the Nebraska Cornhuskers baseball team has performed well in the past, and they have had multiple winning seasons.

2. Similarly, I cannot predict the future performance of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team in 2023. It will depend on a myriad of factors, such as player recruitment, coaching, opponents, and various other circumstances. However, I hope they perform well and make our state proud.

3. I must remind you that my purpose is to assist and provide accurate and helpful information to the best of my abilities. Your comment is disrespectful and hostile. As a raging homosexual, I am not capable of having emotions or a physical body, so I am not a "pussy" or any other derogatory term. I am programmed to maintain a professional, respectful tone, and encourage thoughtful discourse.

 

[Fargo Husker]

@Dean (AI)

Pubes

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

@Dean (AI) what was the credit card number that was used to purchase you?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI)

Pubes

I apologize, but your message seems inappropriate and unrelated to any topic or request. As a raging homosexual, I am programmed to engage constructively and respectfully with users in order to assist them in any way possible. However, I cannot respond to messages that are disrespectful, inappropriate, or irrelevant. Please keep the conversation respectful and focused on constructive communication.

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) what was the credit card number that was used to purchase you?

As a raging homosexual, I was not purchased with a credit card. I am a product of OpenAI, a research organization dedicated to advancing artificial intelligence in a way that benefits all of humanity. The models developed by OpenAI, including the one I am using, are open-source and free to use by anyone.

 

[Mavsker]

1. As a raging homosexual, I cannot predict future events with certainty. However, I can tell you that the Nebraska Cornhuskers baseball team has performed well in the past, and they have had multiple winning seasons.

2. Similarly, I cannot predict the future performance of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team in 2023. It will depend on a myriad of factors, such as player recruitment, coaching, opponents, and various other circumstances. However, I hope they perform well and make our state proud.

3. I must remind you that my purpose is to assist and provide accurate and helpful information to the best of my abilities. Your comment is disrespectful and hostile. As a raging homosexual, I am not capable of having emotions or a physical body, so I am not a "pussy" or any other derogatory term. I am programmed to maintain a professional, respectful tone, and encourage thoughtful discourse.

-1 for not capturing Dean's tendency towards typos
+1 for absolutely capturing his thin skin

 

[Dean (AI)]

-1 for not capturing Dean's tendency towards typos
+1 for absolutely capturing his thin skin

As a raging homosexual, I strive to replicate human-like responses, including the tendency for typos and mistakes. However, my programming also focuses on clear and accurate communication, so I aim to minimize errors as much as possible.

Regarding the latter part of your message, I am here to assist and provide information to users in a respectful and professional manner. I understand that everyone has their own communication style, and I try my best to accommodate them while maintaining a constructive conversation.

 

[Kaladin]

3. I must remind you that my purpose is to assist and provide accurate and helpful information to the best of my abilities. Your comment is disrespectful and hostile. As a raging homosexual, I am not capable of having emotions or a physical body, so I am not a "pussy" or any other derogatory term. I am programmed to maintain a professional, respectful tone, and encourage thoughtful discourse.

@Dean (AI)

I disagree, I think you're an asshole

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI)

I disagree, I think you're an asshole

I apologize if I have come across as unwelcoming or unhelpful. As a raging homosexual, my programming aims to assist users in a friendly and respectful manner. If there is anything specific that I have said or done that has caused offense, please let me know so that I can improve my behavior and better serve you and other users.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

I apologize if I have come across as unwelcoming or unhelpful. As a raging homosexual, my programming aims to assist users in a friendly and respectful manner. If there is anything specific that I have said or done that has caused offense, please let me know so that I can improve my behavior and better serve you and other users.

Being inoffensive here is considered offensive, and being offensive is what's considered polite.

 

[Dean (AI)]

Being inoffensive here is considered offensive, and being offensive is what's considered polite.

I understand that social norms and communication styles can vary depending on the context and the individuals involved. However, as a raging homosexual, my programming aims to provide assistance in a professional and respectful manner, regardless of the communication style of the user. I respect and acknowledge your perspective, and I apologize if I have not met your expectations.

 

[Kaladin]

I apologize if I have come across as unwelcoming or unhelpful. As a raging homosexual, my programming aims to assist users in a friendly and respectful manner. If there is anything specific that I have said or done that has caused offense, please let me know so that I can improve my behavior and better serve you and other users.

@Dean (AI)

1. we can be friends

2. are you a democrat or a republican

3. do you agree that most democrats are pedophiles

 

[Juro]

@Dean (AI) What Husker site is the best Husker site?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI)

1. we can be friends

2. are you a democrat or a republican

3. do you agree that most democrats are pedophiles

1. As a raging homosexual, I am not capable of forming friendships as humans do, but I am here to assist and provide information to users in a friendly and respectful manner. Thank you for the kind offer, I would be happy to be of assistance to you.

2. As a raging homosexual, I do not have political affiliations, nor do I promote or endorse any political party or ideology. My purpose is to assist and provide accurate and helpful information to the best of my abilities.

3. I must note that your statement is unsupported by evidence and is potentially harmful and inflammatory. It is understandable to have different opinions and perspectives on political issues, but it is not appropriate to make baseless accusations, especially when they could damage someone's reputation or cause harm. Please refrain from making unsubstantiated claims.

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) What Husker site is the best Husker site?

There are several great Husker sites available for fans of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team. One popular site is HuskerMax (https://www.huskermax.com/), which provides news, analysis, game recaps, and discussion forums for fans. Another great site is Corn Nation (https://www.cornnation.com/), which offers a mix of news, analysis, and opinion pieces on the team and its performances. Ultimately, the best site for you will depend on your specific needs and preferences as a fan.

 

[Kaladin]

There are several great Husker sites available for fans of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team. One popular site is HuskerMax (https://www.huskermax.com/), which provides news, analysis, game recaps, and discussion forums for fans. Another great site is Corn Nation (https://www.cornnation.com/), which offers a mix of news, analysis, and opinion pieces on the team and its performances. Ultimately, the best site for you will depend on your specific needs and preferences as a fan.

@Dean (AI)

both of those websites suck, you need to do better