NSFW Official ding check in

[huskermack]

Dinged in the shower with wifey while the kiddos banged on the bathroom door over and over and over and over.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Lionsfan93]

Have a 4 week old...haven't ding'd since the night before. I'm hurtin boys. I'm living vicariously through all of you - the more details the better.

Yes, I am sick and have a problem...

 

[LoudHogRider]

Midnight Marauder checking in this morning ...

 

[22*43*51]

 

[HuskerPAC]

Got a complete shower blow job 2 nights ago. 8 1/2 years married, that doesn’t happen anymore.

“Want me to use my mouth?”

Honey if there is ever a question that you don’t need to ask, that is it.

 

[Goskers07]

Ding

 

[Jim14510]

Got a complete shower blow job 2 nights ago. 8 1/2 years married, that doesn’t happen anymore.

“Want me to use my mouth?”

Honey if there is ever a question that you don’t need to ask, that is it.

That's like coming across someone lying in the desert and asking them if they want water.

 

[DrinkItIn]

Got a complete shower blow job 2 nights ago. 8 1/2 years married, that doesn’t happen anymore.

“Want me to use my mouth?”

Honey if there is ever a question that you don’t need to ask, that is it.

what is this "blow job" word you speak of? I have not heard this vernacular before.

 

[Cookiemonster]

🛎🛎🛎 what about interesting night. Was like a 14 year old fever dream.

I was woken by a blow job and she rode me for way to long before I finished quickly from behind. Gooooood times. Ding ding

 

[Samkellers_69]

Last night ding and this morning ding

 

[God is a Husker]

Have a 4 week old...haven't ding'd since the night before. I'm hurtin boys. I'm living vicariously through all of you - the more details the better.

Yes, I am sick and have a problem...

I might get my wife Pregnant again just for the preggo sex

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Ding! Now back to some more food and 2nd half of SEC championship.

 

[Cookiemonster]

I might get my wife Pregnant again just for the preggo sex

Pregnant sex is undefeated. I remember when I was in college banging some dudes wife that was pregnant that was in a mood and didn’t want her husband. But she wanted me while I was at work everyday. Bitch was wetter than an fat man on a boat on a summer day. She would cum almost instantly. She’s let me do whatever I wanted very roughly and shoot ropes in her as I pleased. We’d go 3 rounds and I’d go home. Not sure what ever happened to her.

 

[Jim14510]

Pregnant sex is undefeated. I remember when I was in college banging some dudes wife that was pregnant that was in a mood and didn’t want her husband. But she wanted me while I was at work everyday. Bitch was wetter than an fat man on a boat on a summer day. She would cum almost instantly. She’s let me do whatever I wanted very roughly and shoot ropes in her as I pleased. We’d go 3 rounds and I’d go home. Not sure what ever happened to her.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say divorced.

 

[Cookiemonster]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say divorced.

It was Kearney Nebraska. So I doubt it. The women out there are hoes.

 

[God is a Husker]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say divorced.

It was Kearney Nebraska. So I doubt it. The women out there are hoes.

@Cash68847 right now

 

[Cash68847]

@Cash68847 right now

Honestly i always thought North Platte had the most sluts probably because of the meth.

 

[Jim14510]

 

[Samkellers_69]

Ding. A surprising 3 ding weekend