Why are Cockeyes fans so silly?

[Kaladin]

What is your theory?

they have a cute football program and other sports teams i assume, but even if they won a national championship no one would care about them

Nebraska has sucked the last 20 years and we are still more nationally relevant than Cockeye

Nebraskans are smarter and better looking as well so that might have something to do with it

 

[Tyneb23]

 

[CornFed Gregger]

I saw that our Twitter feed called out Cockeye recently. Who the fuck is running our account after 6 straight years without a win!???

But like I tell dumbass Cockeye fans, at least I’ve climbed Everest. Suck it

 

[Huskerzz9457]

I saw that our Twitter feed called out Cockeyes recently. Who the fuck is running our account after 6 straight years without a win!???

But like I tell dumbass Cockeyes fans, at least I’ve climbed Everest. Suck it

It wasn't even a call out, it was some design intern who made some bad graphic during shark week. Cockeye fans are so sensitive that I found it hilarious to get a reaction out of something that stupid.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

@22*43*51 @Hawkeyefan27 why are you guys so silly

 

[Huskerbuck85]

What is your theory?

they have a cute football program and other sports teams i assume, but even if they won a national championship no one would care about them

Nebraska has sucked the last 20 years and we are still more nationally relevant than Cockeyes

Nebraskans are smarter and better looking as well so that might have something to do with it

I plowed a girl from eastern Cockeye in the back of my truck, in my tree stand and anywhere else i could and she was a 7 so I agree with your statement that we are better looking. Also plowed another 7 from western Cockeye in my front seat after getting a blowy in the bed of the truck. She said she wasn’t having sects that night (same night we met) so I also agree that we are smarter. I knew something she didn’t 😁

 

[Ext. 55]

What is your theory?

they have a cute football program and other sports teams i assume, but even if they won a national championship no one would care about them

Nebraska has sucked the last 20 years and we are still more nationally relevant than Cockeyes

Nebraskans are smarter and better looking as well so that might have something to do with it

…and they have small wieners.

 

[BingoDingo]

…and they have small wieners.

Wait, there is a show called Judge Jerry featuring Jerry Springer? Wild...

 

[Ext. 55]

Wait, there is a show called Judge Jerry featuring Jerry Springer? Wild...

Right!?

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Wait, there is a show called Judge Jerry featuring Jerry Springer? Wild...

Why wouldn't there be?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

It’s a known and proven fact that all male Cockeyes’ balls hang lower than their penises at all times.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Also this standard Cockeye female

Cockeye woman who had sex in Metrodome restroom during Gopher game says life is ruined​

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tw...m-during-gopher-game-says-life-is-ruined/amp/

Tried this every way I can think of but @HuskerGarrett coding is so strong it even changes I O W A to cockeyes in a URL 🙁

 

[22*43*51]

It wasn't even a call out, it was some design intern who made some bad graphic during shark week. Cockeyes fans are so sensitive that I found it hilarious to get a reaction out of something that stupid.

Yeah, but it got some good run.

https://thespun.com/big-ten/Cockeye...witter-response-nebraska-football-going-viral

 

[22*43*51]

@22*43*51 @Hawkeyefan27 why are you guys so silly

 

[Blackshirts_Win_'ships]

Also this standard Cockeyes female

Cockeyes woman who had sex in Metrodome restroom during Gopher game says life is ruined​

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tw...m-during-gopher-game-says-life-is-ruined/amp/

Tried this every way I can think of but @HuskerGarrett coding is so strong it even changes I O W A to cockeyes in a URL 🙁

Smdh

I'm not even mad, that's scrong, Gar

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Smdh

I'm not even mad, that's scrong, Gar

That’s not a black eye it’s a badge of honor.

 

[God is a Husker]

I miss UofIalum06

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Lol look at this. They’re basically saying “we are never ranked” and think that’s a diss on Nebraska somehow

 

[Kaladin]

Lol look at this. They’re basically saying “we are never ranked” and think that’s a diss on Nebraska somehow

lol Cockeye fans are so stupid

what a bunch of idiots

i bet they all smell funny too

 

[Link-]

Also this standard Cockeyes female

Cockeyes woman who had sex in Metrodome restroom during Gopher game says life is ruined​

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tw...m-during-gopher-game-says-life-is-ruined/amp/

Tried this every way I can think of but @HuskerGarrett coding is so strong it even changes I O W A to cockeyes in a URL 🙁

Lois Feldman’s husband’s cuck status: confirmed.

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